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by bluetextman July 29, 2021

i want to govarn

1.Wanting to be a govonator

I just want to govarn!

by None November 19, 2003

Anyone want to smoke some boo?

A question to use in place of asking somone to smoke marijuna with you.

Does Anyone want to smoke some boo?

by Jimmy Endres December 6, 2005

I want to give my boyfriend a hiding

“I want to give my boyfriend a hiding” meaning you want be freaky asf , and you want to be dicked down. Can also mean you wanna try something new in bed.

I want to give my boyfriend a hiding ~ “babe can i give you a hiding”

by gale braydenie November 11, 2019

i want to eat bread

what do u think it means dumbfuck

kayla: i want to eat bread

john: what does that mean?

kayla: … dumbass

by tony lopez x james charles November 15, 2021

National I Want To Die Day

After you've been through the worst pain of your life so you decide your done.

Kyle:Man whats tomorrow?
Zephir: Oh its National I Want To Die Day.

by Zage Pseudonym October 3, 2020

why does she want to know my height

She might be wondering what you ‘D’ size is and wants to find out, but is too shy to asks.

Her-“Hey Cameron, how tall are you?”

Him-“Oh Im 5’9”
Her-“Nice”
Him in mind-(Why does she want to know my height?)

by Rose_12 October 4, 2021