WalMart Connection

A internet connection that is very laggy

I cant hit this guy he is laggy so much he must have a WalMart Connection

by CANINE February 19, 2008

Walmart P.M.

A tired/droopy/exhausted feeling experienced right when one walks into WalMart.

Person A - I can't sleep, i'm going to go to WalMart.

Person B - Ahh WalMart P.M.
Gotcha.

by brandt77 February 11, 2008

Walmart Lay-A-Way

When you hide something at a store that you want to buy so that others cannot buy it, then returning to buy it.

Bryan hid a pair of sunglasses under a stand so that no one else could buy them. He later came back and purchased them. This is an example of "Walmart Lay-A-Way"

by ek11sx April 17, 2009

Walmart Wifi

A term used to describe slow or shit wifi. Compared with Walmart because Walmart is crap just like your shitty wifi

"My wifi is so slow today. I hate having walmart wifi"

by Ross Penguin Master MacDonald May 27, 2016

Waldo

Waldo is a person that is hiding from Chuck Norris while using Harry Potter's cloak of invisibility while having an awesome adventure.

"Where's Waldo?"
"Well ... Chuck Norris scared the shit out of him so he went to Narnia with the Invisibility Cloak"

by CrazyMLIAx3 December 24, 2010

WALMART

A crappy store for poor people. It will give you the lowest quality items. It hides illegal immigrants in is store and says i dont know where they came from. Why isnt any of there stuff free if the price is always going lower. They let people have heart attacks in their store and dont do anything about it. They want to take over the world and they run out all of the real stores. There is a criminal mastermind at the head of the company.

Y do u go to wal-mart when you can get a better price at target.

by anonymous February 18, 2005

Work out Walmart

"Planet Fitness" a Health Club with a very low membership rate like 10 dollars a month. This is great for it's customers but owners of private gyms dislike them because it pushes them out of business. Private Clubs got very greedy asking for High Membership fees. Everyone can afford to belong to a Planet Fitness. The people that don't use the facility is the reason the rates are so low.

You wanna go to (random health club)?

And pay 60 dollars a month? Hell no I'm going to the Work Out Walmart

You mean Planet Fitness, Yea I'm down

by Pierre Radisson January 3, 2010