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Wal-Marted 

The state that results when you drive home from a big-box retailer and realize you are missing a bag or two of stuff, due to cashier laziness and/or underhandedness. Often leads to the choice of going back and arguing with employees, or promising to 'check yourself' better next time.
Bob: Wait, I'm missing my trash bags and ex-lax from the store.

Dana: Damn it! Thats twice this month we've been wal-marted.
Wal-Marted by theosus August 17, 2008
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Wal-Mart 

A store that sells average items made by cheap labor. Everyone seems to forget even those "small family stores" buy things that were made in laborious countries too.

Wal-Mart often takes the blame for "closing" smaller stores. While this may be somewhat true, if the smaller stores would have expanded, they would have had a shot to survive.

Wal-Mart takes everything you must normally go to multiple stores for, and combine it into one. Many people moan about it sucking / being for poor rednecks, but the fact is everyone goes there at least once in their life to pick up something they need. There is nothing really wrong with the store. The store does sell cheap clothing, but who cares? That store Steve & Barry's (went under by the way), had cheap clothes yet people thought it was the greatest thing.
Wal-Mart combines everything into one. Filled with normal people who complain for no real reason, as if they care about those "small stores" anyway.
Wal-Mart by Da Milkman July 26, 2009
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Wal-Mart Sellout 

Word used to describe a band that has sold out so bad that their t-shirts and other merchandise are sold at Wal-mart, not really including cd's though. Bands include Ac/Dc, Led Zeppelin, Jimi Hendrix, Pink Floyd, The Beatles, Green Day (they suck anyway), Metallica, The Sex Pistols, U2, Linkin Park, and others I can't think of at the moment.
As I walked into Wal-mart, I was not suprised to see an Ac/Dc Back In Black T-Shirt, that band turned in to a Wal-Mart Sellout.

wal-mart 

Aren't we in love? Holding hands, making out, fondling each other in Wal-Mart? Heck with fancy restaurants and roses, I'm taking my date to Wal-Mart for some good ol' lovin'
wal-mart by HJG July 30, 2008

Wal-Marx 

The true name for possibly the largest retail store, Wal-Mart. This pun is used by anarchists/anti-capitalists referring to Carl Marx.
Michael: Hey, lets go chill in Wal-Marx and get kicked out.

Alex: I work at Wal-Mart!

Michael: Well, it's too late for you then. You probably already have a chip in your noggin.
Wal-Marx by yoshi2k5 June 9, 2007

Wal-Skank 

Derogatory term for a (usually younger) female walmart shopper, implying trashiness or tackiness, lower-class status, poor hygiene, flakiness, and a scrawny, pockmarked sort of ugliness. May also imply prom...iscuity, but not necessarily. Can apply to any race, but most commonly used to describe white trash.
Did you see that Wal-Skank over by the beauty products? I could see her everything hanging out of that mini skirt.
Wal-Skank by Ricky Noisemaker November 19, 2010
A form of saying "what's up?," derived from the poor grammatical abilities of a man in Bradford, PA. Wal Sul has been manipulated over time and still can be, due to a liberal vernacular. It's main region of use is NW Pennsylvania.
Dude, I just saw your mom stroking the next door neighbor.

Wait, wal sul dude?
Wal Sul by Shamiee December 6, 2011