wi-fi rage

similar to road rage but the rage ensues when your wi-fi connection keeps dropping out.

her Wi-Fi connection dropped out for the tenth time in a row and she screamed with wi-fi rage.

by kiwikbh February 23, 2011

wifin'

(vb.) Action of intimacy strictly forbidden in most clubs, under penalty of a twenty dollar fee.

Kermit got caught wifin' in da club, so he had to pay Mr. Browz $20.

by designated deriver March 3, 2011

Wifisexual

A new type of sexuality, much like being Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual, etc. Except now, being Wifisexual is when you are so invested in the internet, that you can say you love it. And that you have a strong bond, deeming it as a close friend.

If you are Wifisexual, you often find yourself spending 8+ hours a day on the internet, primarily Tumblr, and could not live without it. The internet has also become a main part of your life. And if you could marry the internet, you would.

Survey: "What is your sexuality? Gay, Bisexual, Straight, Lesbian or Other. Please list what you are if you chose Other."

Me: "Other. I am wifisexual."

by J4keSully January 5, 2013

WiFitard

A disparaging term for a person who knows absolutely nothing about WiFi technology or how to access it.

As the WiFitard poster child, I am not fluent in the use of or the languages spoken by a router.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 6, 2020

Wi Fi bat po

My Wi-Fi is unbreakable. Derived from a Cantonese phrase in Hong Kong kung fu movies known as "wai faai bat po," which literally means "only speed is unbreakable." The Wi-Fi version came to be when Mike Tyson said the phrase it originates from in the wrong tone.

Kyle: Dude, how come that website loaded so fast?
Chris: Wi Fi bat po

by The Real Driller October 30, 2021

wifin'

To focus one's attention on a particular woman as opposed to being with male friends.
If one is found wifin' in a club, there is usually a twenty dollar fee.

Gerald: Hey man, stop wifin' with Meg and hang out with your mates!
Jeff: No way, man! I've been wifin' all day!
Meg: Jeff - who's that tall guy coming over here?
Slenderman: No wifin' in da club. Gimme $20.

by the AWPerator August 28, 2012

Strong Wi-fi

When two people are thinking similar thoughts, they are said to have "strong wi-fi". They are on the same wavelength and have a good connection with eachother.

Homie 1: Bro let's go for food.
Homie 2: I was thinking the same! Strong Wi-fi bro.

by sh-mtv-as June 9, 2019