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White Woman Syndrome

In the workplace, the peculiar condition that turns a friendly, kind white woman co-worker into a raging bitch as soon as she becomes the boss. White woman syndrome is the result of a woman's internal gender need to prove to everybody that despite being female, she's just as competent and effective as her male counterparts. A boss affected with white woman syndrome fulfills this gender need not by actually managing well and performing good work, but rather by micromanaging, insulting, and being condescending to her employees.

This condition does not seem to affect any other race/gender combination, just white females.
My co-worker Ashlie was so sweet, but as soon as she got promoted, her white woman syndrome kicked in. Now she yells at me for being 5 minutes late to work.

My boss has white woman syndrome. She questioned my competence at 8 a.m. this morning for not immediately proofreading a letter I got at 10 p.m. last night.

She was so nice during the interview, but my boss must have had white woman syndrome because now she treats me like I'm 8 years old.
by tortured employee November 7, 2010
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White Kiss

The White Kiss, is the action of kissing your partner with the cum they excreted on your lips.
Bro 1: Bro she gave me a white kiss after I nutted

Bro 2: No way man you tasted your own nut?!
Bro 1: Yeah bro

Bro 2: Broooooo
by you’d never guess who August 4, 2019
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White Sunglasses

Sunglasses that tend to be worn by complete douchebags who think they possess what is called "swag".
Guy 1: "Did you see Cole's white sunglasses?"

Guy 2: "Yeah, I always knew he was a douchebag"

Cole: "Check out my sweet icy shades bros!" "SWAG!!"

Guy 1: "Holy shit...."
by Brosiden696969 March 4, 2012
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White Yute

A White Yute is a racial - non racial word for insulting a white person acting hard or cool on the internet
White Yutes are often called Year 7's and listen to the OFB Drill Rapper SJ
They are not british roadmen, if they try to be roadman, they are white yutes or chavs
"Bruv look at this guy he actin hard, your not rude boy"
"Shut the fuck up you likkle white yute, you probably pretend to be black on the internet"
by Bleddy Drills February 5, 2021
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White boy lips

When they are so paper thin you can get not one, but two paper cuts on your lips just from one make out session.
Our make out sessions are lack luster because he has a bad case of, "White boy lips".
by Melissa Berkoff September 18, 2013
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white and gold dress

(noun.) Absolute bullshit that all started on the dreadful day February 26, 2015. Like, people fightiNG over if the dress is gold and white or is it blue and black.
"is the dress gold and white or is it blue and black?"
"the white and gold dress is absolute bullshit, that's what it is."
by ny00m_ February 27, 2015
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White Wine

"I JUST BOUGHT SOME WHITE WINE FOR THE LOW"
"YOU KNOW I GOT THE WHITE WINE"
by VäikeKenni June 11, 2018
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