vagnotized

Doing everything and anything a female tells you to. You're so mesmerized by her and her goodies that you'll do anything she says. You'll believe anything that comes from her mouth even if she's lying. She's perfect to you no matter what.

•DUDE 1: I just saw mark's girl with another dude
•DUDE 2: did you tell him?
•DUDE 1: yea but he won't believe me
•DUDE 1: damn Bruh he's too Vagnotized already

by Thisisadictionary July 28, 2014

Vagdometer

Neologism of the evening:

Vagdometer (noun)
Vajj-dohm-et-er
Merican
An allusion to the literal mileage on any given vagina.

It was palpable in the hooker's stance that her Vagdometer had rolled over years ago-----and at least twice since then

by M P Web September 23, 2016

Vagdog

When you masturbate with a sausage.

I was out of dildos so I made a Vagdog with a stick of pepperoni

by potty_mouth_69 October 8, 2016

Vagobble

The art of a women "gobbling" objects with her vagina.

Dude did u see what she did? She just vagobbled a whole fire hydrant!

by Agrokrag June 4, 2017

vagorchid

An orchid that looks like a vagina.

I saw the coolest vagorchid on our hike.

by Aloha914 August 7, 2019

VAGONE

It's a verb that indicate a situation when you hang out with a tasty bitch but she left the date without having sex.

-"damn, yesterday i hung out with Vanessa and she VAGONED"

by LE MONKES October 17, 2019

Vagocentric

Unbelievably feminine, self-centered Feminism

*Walking through CVS past feminine hygiene products* “Those are so unbelievably vagocentric”

by jonah.rogers December 31, 2019