Tardle

Tardle: To be both physically AND mentally slow, as in a crossbreed between a physically slow turtle, and a mentally slow retard.

Wow dude, Jeff just walked into a stopsign and broke his leg. Now he's not just a tard, he's a Tardle

by The Snow Dog December 9, 2010

Superstar Tradesman

Made popular through the song "Superstar Tradesman" by the Scottish band The View, a Superstar Tradesman is one of the less than bright or unruly kids who left school at 16 to become an electrician/plumber/mechanic. Now earning more money than people of equal I.Q who left school and work in call centres, he gets drunk and coked out his head every Friday and Saturday night at his local, ALWAYS stands at the bar,talks loudly and wears those brown boots that you can't seem to buy in shops. Liable to kick off at any point.

"That cunt who was in our year just bought me and 6 other guys at the bar a round of shots, must be doing not bad for himself." "Yeah. Thick as shit though. Superstar Tradesman."

by TheViewFan December 21, 2012

World Trade Center

An office building or complex dedicated to global trade. The office must be a member of the World Trade Center Association to have the title.

Among the first trade centers built was the now destoyed New York landmark. The NYC Trade Center was famous for its twin 110 story towers which stood for 30 years as the largest office compex in the world, with 12 million square feet of commercial space. All 7 buildings that comprised the World Trade Center New York were destroyed on September 11th, 2001 after two Boeing 767-200ER's were deliberately flown into the Twin Towers by Al Qaeda terrorists.

I'm going to the world trade center to help my import/export business.

by STR June 11, 2006

Trailer Fraud

1. When a trailer to a movie shows something different than the movie is actually about.
2. When a trailer just shows the best parts of the movie, so when you see it, its a let down.

Jill: I just saw the Hannah Montana Movie!
Liz: How was it?
Jill: It was such a Trailer Fraud !
In the trailer it says she will have to choose either miley or hannah.
At the end of the movie, she keeps both
Liz: Aww, what a Let down

by KnowItAllBiyotch November 25, 2009

trailer park skank

A fat, ugly white woman who lives in a trailer with her drunk-ass boyfriend and 4 to 12 children. The boyfriend didn't father any of this she beast's kids, although he beats them on a regular basis. A trailer park skank can't read and is prone to violence.

"Officer! I want you to arrest my goo-for-nuthin white trash boyfriend because his ass is drunk again! Of course I'm the one who broke the broomstick upside his head. His drunk ass is so drunk he can't get it up! How can I get lovin if his drunk ass can't get it up? He needed a beatin!" -- quote from average trailer park skank

by Terra Imperator May 14, 2004

tradies

Aussie abbreviation for tradesmen.

The tradies are carrying on brisk biz now.

by uttam maharjan July 25, 2010

Trailer Whale.

1.Overweight, big mouth, obnoxious caucasian trash woman with any number of squalling brats. Almost always on some form of public assistance and usually live in "mobile homes". Seem to favor african-american males as sex partners.

Boy, that Eileen sure turned into a trailer whale!

by Eclectician. March 22, 2004