toobie

A woman's boob that has a nipple so big that it looks like a pink toe.

Man: You have a TOOBIE? Lemme see!
Woman: Pervert!!
.. The woman slaps the man ..

by RANDOMKID123456 December 31, 2007

toobaloobing

A popular underground sport where a person lays on their stomach and slides down a slip-n-slide which has been set up on some sort of steep incline. Both the slide and the participant are covered, top-to-bottom, in a heavy layer of lubricant prior to beginning the launch.
Competitive runs are usually held in the form of a time-trial, but some variants of the sport require a ramp at the end of the slide, and includes a distance judging.
Participants may also go with a partner. The second person (referred to as 'the rider') sits cross-legged on top of the first peron's back and tries to maintain their balance for the duration of the run.

Hey guys we are going toobaloobing at the Northwood Reservoir, make sure you bring a fat friend if you wanna do paired toobing.

by Jonny "Slick Dick" Rickety September 18, 2010

Topbrazil

A humiliating way to get out of a situation. Such as holding ones breath or throwing a tantrum.

John isn’t coming to the concert, he pulled a topbrazil.

by Schwiftysanchez December 30, 2018

toor

to be goofy in a southern Georgia way.

werd to the toor.

by Alphy July 5, 2003

Tooba

n. Ridiculously large marijuana delivery device, usually fabricated with rolling paper and big enough to fuck your world up for several days.

See also...any Cheech and Chong movie

Shit, hold on motherfucker, I ain't even started to play the tooba yet.

by poopypants April 1, 2003

tooboarder

One who uses a message board too often. Alsom refers to someone without a real life or friends

That tooboarder needs to get out of the house more often

by fee November 6, 2003

toob

1. The male penis. 2. The television.

"Sally laid a hummer on my toob the other night while I was watching the toob."

by Anonymous December 5, 2002