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Did you catch that toobie? It was hilarious.
toobie by Kevin Scott January 3, 2009

Doobie Toobie 

A jar used to discreetly hide marajuana and to eliminate the scent. Commonly used by teens so they do not get caught by their parents.
Tim's parents smelt the weed in his pocket, he needs a doobie toobie.
Doobie Toobie by Mossworth Randäll November 29, 2016

Doobie Toobie 

noun: an invention made by stoners to deter the smell of marijuana. Commonly used while smoking weed in a place of residence.

It is made using an empty toilet paper roll, with bounce (dryer) sheets stuffed inside. Depending on preference, the one end of the tube can be creased inwards so that it molds to the mouth while you blow out the smoke.

see also: doob tube
I stuffed my doobie toobie with 10 mountain breeze bounce sheets.

You never would've thought that a pothead would be smart enough to invent something so randomly cool.
Doobie Toobie by ae123456 January 19, 2009

soobie boobie foobie toobie roobie 

moa: did you see soobie boobie foobie toobie roobie's live?
normal person: wtf
When one masturbates during a zoom meeting.
This reporter from CNN just got caught Toobin durning a zoom meeting.
Toobin by Miotoss October 19, 2020
New Yorker Suspends Jeffrey Toobin for Masturbating on Zoom Call. Jeremy was caught Toobin.
Toobin by mrumo October 19, 2020
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