Todd the Ornament 

You say your are going to do something, talk about it to everyone but then you don't.

Yea, why does that guy always todd the ornament?

Todd the Ornament by hermithouseporkchop January 27, 2011

todd brown 

Locomotive engineer at Norfolk Southern, Detroit, Michigan. And to add he is a giant piece of shit.

When running the locomotive I had to take a giant Todd Brown.

todd brown by Norfolk cry baby June 23, 2016

todd watson 

Todd Watsons come off as being nice at first, but they are really total assholes. And cheap as hell to boot.
They think they know everything, and nobody can do anything better than them. They will also carry a grudge to the grave. They should be avoided at all costs!

And then he went all Todd Watson on me! is what someone says whenever a person completely loses their shit over some insignificant thing.

todd watson by twatsky December 19, 2016

Todd’s Law 

The longer a youtube comment is posted from original video post date, the crazier that comment is.

“You sort those comments by ‘New’, man?”
*shrug*”Todd’s Law, Bruh”

Todd’s Law by USFAL March 7, 2020

Todd Peet 

A poorly little man who needs putting down because of the size and length of his nose but quite frankly we do not have the time, space or facilities to do so.

Yo is that my man?

Nah g that looks like todd peet still.

Todd Peet by Chuddaby Rae August 13, 2020

Todd schmidt

Lazy or half ass

Wow that was a todd schmidt move

Todd schmidt by Got em 1901 October 7, 2020

Todd Ryan 

A Todd Ryan is a mutual friend of a lover who likes photos of said lover from social media posts from a year or more prior. His hobbies include loving a Middle Eastern man from Galilee, killing animals for fun, and masturbating to pictures of strangers.

"Honey, why is Todd Ryan liking birthday posts from two years ago?"

"I don't even know a Todd Ryan."

"He's friends with you on Facebook."

"I don't know. Do you want me to delete him?"

"I don't know why you're having me make that call."

"....."

"Fuck you Todd Ryan."

Todd Ryan by Professor Confessor March 27, 2021