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serious testicle

a game of catch where as the ball is being thrown the person doing the throwing says testicle. whoever laughs first is the testicle.
invented by anders and jac
by jac and anders October 24, 2004
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third testicle

a uncommon slang used to show your distressed thoughts about something sexually displeasing.
nick: dude that guy has no dick! that is FUGLY!

austin: oh shit! i cant feel my third testicle!
by BUNCHO April 2, 2009
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Bitch Testicle

Bitch Testicle is a curse word (or phrase) to be used in times of forgetfulness, humour or when something bad happens.
Mom: Tommy, your cat pissed in the laundry hamper again all over your new suit.
Tommy: BITCH TESTICLE! Damn cat!
by derkkkkkkkka May 25, 2011
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Imagine a third testicle- How would you cum?

Religious person: imagine a third testament- what would you add?
Me: Imagine a third testicle- How would you cum?
Imagine a third testicle- How would you cum?
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 19, 2020
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Turtle Testicle

An insult to your best friend. Her name is Jaesyn and you love each other but when you're bored you roast each other. Turtle Testicle is the best insult and you both love it. It means you have a tiny dick whether your male or female.
ChristmasLights101: Well you know what.

Jaesyn: What
ChristmasLights101: You're a Turtle Testicle
by ChristmasLights101 December 1, 2019
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turkey testicle tickler

To tickle or play with a turkeys testicles, classed as animal rape or sex.
Or if the turkey is dead it is not thought of to tickle or play with its testicles because of testickle diesese formally known as Testicklitistaminaclesis or owch piss of homo!!
you sick bastard

why the hell did you want to know the meaning of this??
by not tellin ass hole May 8, 2005
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Indian Testicle Hat

A celebratory headpiece worn upon the sacrifice of a baby.
Commonly referred to as the ITH
Indian 1 "I went to a celebratory sacrifice today and was sure to wear my Indian Testicle Hat!"
Indian 2 "Good stuff"
by mohammedjihade January 15, 2010
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