telefizzle

Term used by rapper's, predominately Snoop Dogg (Who coined the additionion of "Izzle" into his vernacular in the mid-90's)for television.It's actually televizzle.

"Whatz crackalackin' on the telefizzle my nizzle?"

by ChoiBoi September 7, 2003

Telekinesis

Magic.

Telekinesis happens all around us.

by ManRay January 8, 2009

teledildonics

Using a telephone network made up of dildos, and containing everything DMD said. This system replaces POTS.

"Dude, phone the operator and ask for the teledildonics service."

by Soiled Undergarment July 12, 2003

yankee television

Having the television turned on with the sound off, and playing music (typically on a stereo). Although not required, yankee television is usually accompanied by "altered" states of mind. Yankee television is so called owing to the fact that it usually done by people from the northern United States.

Since there's nothing on TV tonight, I'm just going to watch yankee television.

by Russ Stewart July 12, 2006

telekinesis golfing

When you are golfing with that addon in your group of three, and he is so amazing he finds it impossible to go over par. the ball actually curves in mid air in his favor.

also, this has been created to disturb/beat the google game.

That douche bag Kevin must be telekinesis golfing. he just eagled a par 5.

by ScrewBarton February 4, 2010

Tha heezie weezie teezie

a fat ugly stupid bastard who sucks cock for dizzle wizzle my kizzle prizzle

Yo father is tha heezie weezie teezie and so is yo motherbitch brother stupid ho

by guido December 2, 2003

telekinises

A retarded "Power" in which some idiot thinks he can move things with his mind alone. This is usually because he has seen that he can move a psi wheel (a piece of paper folded in a special way) or move a straw balanced on a can. THIS IS RETARDED!!! A: for the psi wheel it is either wind or body heat that moves the wheel (if you put a cam on it you can see it moves by itself) B: the straw on a can only moves when your hands out neer because your hands contain static electicity and that attracts the straw.

If someone can acctually prove it by lifting a pencil of a table or somehting then maybe MAYBE ill re consider till then this is a stupid fucking idea.

Guy 1: "YO MAN CHECK IT OUT I MOVED A PSI WHEEL WITH MY MIND, I HAVE TELEKINISES!!!"

Guy 2: "you fucking idiot..."

by Tomas Leonardo July 30, 2008