Tactical TMI

A reference to some bit of incredibly personal information that is intensively calibrated to thoroughly fuck the minds of the user's audience.

Person #1: "Getting any baby-urges yet?"
Person #2: "Ugh, NO. My uterus just curled up on itself like a millipede."
Person #2's Lover: "Is that the thing you were doing last night, with your Kegel muscles?"
Person #1: Jesus CHRIST you're like a goddamn Predator drone. You wait for (her) to set you up, and then you come in from outta nowhere and drop a fuckin' tactical TMI on my head.

by Tweedletilde May 27, 2010

Tactical Insertion

Having sex with a girl wearing full camo.

Why are you dressed like Rambo?" "Tactical Insertion, bitch

by TallyNasty August 25, 2010

nig tactic

An action that undermines someone else, somewhat like cheating. As in Halo using the rocket launcher and invisibility, cockblocking a friend, or cutting in line to get food.

Man, did you see Bill cockblocking Steve? What a nig tactic.

by Bubby Bubson January 29, 2006

Chess Tactics

A move in chess where the opponent is so utterly flustered that he has the flickering thought to drop his king and resign. Leaving you to pump your fist and gloat with much enthusiasm.

Player 1: check, biatch! Check out them Chess Tactics.
Observer: Damn, those are some fine tactics.
Player 2: CRAP! You just made me lose the game.
Player 1: HAHAH, way to be a complete newbsauce. And you suck.

by BoomDizzleInDaHouse February 24, 2009

Tactile dome

Mild pain and tingling one experiences after one ejaculates but continues receiving blow job

"Already baby, that's enough. I've already cum and you're giving me tactile dome."

by Tigercock January 17, 2010

Tactically Distressed

The next movement to being politically correct in regards to the Exceptional Learners (since Mentally Challenged became politically incorrect).

"Hey, what's wrong with Timmy?"
"Oh, he's Tactically Distressed....Autism."

by Justin M. Mc February 3, 2010

tactile deviant

A person who can't stand various textures such a peach skins, blackboards and others on their skin.

Woman: "I don't like the feel of this kitchen work top."
Salesman: "Ah, madame is a tactile deviant."

by Tomatom October 20, 2011