tu madre es una bicicleta porque personas montan su

in spanish it means 'your mom is a bicycle because people ride her!' its a great way to diss your friends with out them knowing what the hell your talking about.

your friend: hey your mom is so fat!!
you: oh yeah well 'tu madre es una bicicleta porque personas montan su!'

by tu madre es tu mama June 14, 2011

Jesús, ¿por qué te comiste ese coño de burro? ¿no puedes tener suficiente culo en tu propio puto?

THE SPANISH VERSION OF THIS

Jesus, why did you eat that donkey pussy? Can't you have enough ass on your own fucking?

Sir, you have your own boobs! Why are you licking the donkey's nipple?
That donkey dick seems to be evasive! What with the donkey that ate you in the ass!
Faggot
Sucking another guy's pussy

BLACK GUY: YALL MUTHAFUCKA IS GAY

SPANISH STUDENT: Jesús, ¿por qué te comiste ese coño de burro? ¿no puedes tener suficiente culo en tu propio puto?

¡ Señor, tiene sus propias tetas! ¿por qué Lames el pezón del burro?
¡ esa pija de burro parece ser evasiva! ¡ Qué con el burro que te comió en el culo!
Maricón
Chupar el coño de otro chico

BLACK GUY: DANG NIGGA LOL

by weedhead11111111111111111 February 28, 2018

tu carajo, no amigo

spanish for: fuck you, no friend

a mexican shit comes up to you on da street and says: what up homie, i don't blabba much o dis ingles! you say tu carajo, no amigo!

by way2sexy4udarian! May 22, 2009

tu es um gorda

how to say "youre fat" to a boy in Portuguese

when a fat asshole walked up to me I said "tu es um gorda" now hes fat and stupid looking

by twentyonejoshlershippers21 July 22, 2017

yo saco el caimán y tu lo tocas

When someone crosses the line, when one person is angry and the second one keeps teasing him so touching the caiman , comunitario used in Spain

yo saco el caimán y tu lo tocas, pero no dices que no te advirtió que no me gusta quando se habla de mí hermana.

by Majete August 19, 2017

batir tu carne

What the ob soccer team catches from shafag. A very rare STD only recieved from Shafehs.

Oh shit he got batir tu carne from shafag?

by Nickyboyblack October 11, 2018

Tu koma un tas

French slang/argot expression to tell someone he's talking too much

Marc:bla bla blablabla bla
David: putaintu koma un tas frère!
(Damn you talk too much!)

by Kween d March 10, 2019