The technique of fluidly and discreetly hiding an unwanted erection with one's waistband.
This is accomplished by:
1) Discreetly pulling out your waistband with your thumbs.
2) Lifting the leg which your erection is laying against and rotating it in a forward-circular motion, similar to an Olympic hurdler.
3) Catching said erection in your waistband whilst lowering your leg to its natural posture.
4) Continue on with your head held high, knowing the population is oblivious to your throbbing secret.
This is accomplished by:
1) Discreetly pulling out your waistband with your thumbs.
2) Lifting the leg which your erection is laying against and rotating it in a forward-circular motion, similar to an Olympic hurdler.
3) Catching said erection in your waistband whilst lowering your leg to its natural posture.
4) Continue on with your head held high, knowing the population is oblivious to your throbbing secret.
High schoolers would be wading through a proverbial forest of dongs if it weren't for the art of the Swedish Tuck.
by cockmed March 3, 2011
Get the Swedish Tuckmug. Asshole irritation due to failing to whipe properly after dropping a massive shit, and walking around with shit still in your butt crack, creating a red, irritation.
by Buzz Ward February 19, 2010
Get the Swedish Toothachemug. by John F. Kennedy the Juniour September 8, 2009
Get the Swedish Bathmug. The act of passing gas (i.e. farting) into someone's full head of hair when they're not looking, and the smell of said gas lingering in their hair all day.
by Ghengis Kunt March 8, 2010
Get the Swedish Princemug. by Trevor Rockhold February 9, 2009
Get the Swedish Fishmug. The act of having a girl sit on your face, while you proceed to jerk off and squirt semen onto her back.
by Anonymous February 8, 2003
Get the swedish squirtmug. The act of attaining gas from one's own bowels, cupping it in one's hand, and putting said hand over another's face.
by Andrew Moffat January 21, 2008
Get the Swedish Grenademug.