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Swedish Tuck

The technique of fluidly and discreetly hiding an unwanted erection with one's waistband.

This is accomplished by:
1) Discreetly pulling out your waistband with your thumbs.
2) Lifting the leg which your erection is laying against and rotating it in a forward-circular motion, similar to an Olympic hurdler.
3) Catching said erection in your waistband whilst lowering your leg to its natural posture.
4) Continue on with your head held high, knowing the population is oblivious to your throbbing secret.
High schoolers would be wading through a proverbial forest of dongs if it weren't for the art of the Swedish Tuck.
by cockmed March 3, 2011
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Swedish Toothache

Asshole irritation due to failing to whipe properly after dropping a massive shit, and walking around with shit still in your butt crack, creating a red, irritation.
After work, I had a swedish toothache from that dump I dropped in the port-o-potty.
by Buzz Ward February 19, 2010
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Swedish Bath

Washing your asshole after shitting. Done in anticipation of anal sex.
Yo Dawg, I had to Swedish bath before Anastasia came over, that bitch goes crazy on my asshole.
by John F. Kennedy the Juniour September 8, 2009
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Swedish Prince

The act of passing gas (i.e. farting) into someone's full head of hair when they're not looking, and the smell of said gas lingering in their hair all day.
I totally gave that guy who was talking in the theater a wicked Swedish Prince.
by Ghengis Kunt March 8, 2010
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Swedish Fish

by Trevor Rockhold February 9, 2009
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swedish squirt

The act of having a girl sit on your face, while you proceed to jerk off and squirt semen onto her back.
Joe gave Sheila a swedish squirt last night.
by Anonymous February 8, 2003
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Swedish Softserve

The act of a man dropping a nice cold scoop of ice cream of any flavor into his partners vagina and then plowing her from behind. After the vicious plowing the woman squats down and squeezes the icecream mixed with jizz into a bowl or cone. The mixture comes out like a softserve icecream. After producing a beautiful swedish softserve one may dine upon its cold salty delight.
My girlfriend wanted icecream so I plowed her and gave her a little Swedish Softserve.
by FecalxxRampage April 16, 2009
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