slavery emoticon

A textable image depicting slavery. More at the necessity for the a party to be utterly subservient to another, such as being a minimum/low-wage employee, minor child, student, or subjugated denizen. Should this relationship cease, the result is likely catastrophic to the future of the former party, with consequences including: (further) degradation (e.g. resorting to sex-work), unemployment, homelessness, starvation, and death.

The need for this hypothetical emoticon was articulated by comedian Byron Bowers

(whilst texting) I got to get back to work my boss is coming (slavery emoticon)

(Facebook post) About to turn 26 so I better enroll for Obamacare (slavery emoticon)

(IM) My parents won't stop pushing me to fill out college applications (slavery emoticon)

by AnOra December 20, 2013

Swagerbaghdad

If somebody has so much swag they are the bomb, haha get it, it's funny right?

Damn u seen Samuel Hancock he is swagerbaghdad

by Deji_YeahWeDontTakeNoLs March 22, 2021

Paper-saver

When you go for a shit and wipe you're arse and the piece of paper is spotless, ready to be used again. Not to be confused with a paper saviour.

"I've only used up three sheets of toilet paper and I've had seven shits! Thank you paper-saver!"

by Martin Hunter May 3, 2006

Twat Swater

When a guy blocks a guy from having sex they are called a cock blocker but when a girl blocks/ stops another girl from having sex they are called a twat swater.

Shauna: Hey heard you finally got into Tristans pants last night, Congrats!

Kayla: Almost but Lexy came in totally wasted and totally ruined it. She's such a twat swater!

Shauna: Bummer!

Kayla: Yeah

by K-Katastrophe January 10, 2011

The Swave

A hair formation that takes the shape of a wave one one side of the head. The Swave is derived from the two words Swag and Wave.

Hey, your Swave looks really cool, I wish my hair was cool enough to create The Swave.

by Gucci Goode February 10, 2014

slavery

the greatest thing the black people ever did

Damn that lincoln!! he must have liked the niggers!!

by Haxor Maxor February 24, 2005

modern-day slavery

When people look down on other people because they think their better. Also realated to stereotyping, racism, prejudice, sterotyping, and discriminating.

When that popular girl/guy starts being mean to you cuz you don't wear designer crap, that's modern-day slavery.

by dont discriminate cuz it only generates hate March 12, 2008