Susan Mary-Jayne

Absolute legend of a person. Doesn’t even realise how amazing they are, which makes them even more amazing.
Needs to never change as they’re just perfect as they are.

Competitive, resilient, stubborn. Often this person likes to indulge in a caramel latte and a full English breakfast. Can be known to enjoy a Kareoke night with fruity gin.

“Oh my days, that person is such a Susan Mary-Jayne. They’re like so amazing and don’t even realise it”!

by ……: December 12, 2024

Susan Crawford

WISCONSINITES! HEAR ME!!!

Hym "IT IS ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY FOR YOU TO GO AND VOTE FOR SUSAN CRAWFORD FOR WISCONSIN STATE SUPREME COURT! WE WILL NOT LET THE THIEF CORRUPT OUR LAND! GO FORTH! EARLY VOTING STARTS TODAY! SUSAN CRAWFORD! I COMMAND IT!"

by Hym Iam March 19, 2025

Susan Beals-ing

Slapping somebody with reality instead of letting them live in delusion

“I am this close to Susan Beals-ing that girl who thinks she’s all that.”

by snoopysuber June 25, 2025

angry susan

When you're fucking your girl from behind while playing club penguin and dump a bottle of hot sauce in her asshole.

When it's taco night and you know you're about to get the Angry Susan.

by SlyRooster January 28, 2017

Lazy Susan's

Empty Tits that resemble 2 slices of pizza limp, floppy, flat, triangular in shape and the nipple dangling from the bottom

Friend: How was your date last night ?
You: She had Lazy Susan's

Friend: Sorry bro thats horrible
You: I still enjoyed them

by Working Class Hero December 11, 2020

Lazy Susan's

Tired tits

Tits that have given up the fight with gravity

Empty, deflated bags of skin

Hideous floppy things with nips at the bottom

I had to tie them up because they were lazy Susan's

by Working Class Hero November 28, 2020

Sloppy Susan

A really trashy woman (or man, hey gender is a construct; you do you) who behaves in a unusually mean or inappropriate way.

Omg Candace was such a sloppy susan. She punched a manager in the tiddy.

Keep that stank away from my face! Don't be a sloppy susan!

by juicysuze September 25, 2018