A-Stumpy

When one receives and/or gives sexual pleasure by means of an amputated limb.

Bro 1: I saw a hot girl the other day with one arm at the bar.
Bro 2: Yeah me too, was she hot and blonde?

Bro 1: Yeah she was!
Bro 2: I would totally get a-stumpy from her

:: Bro Five ::

by Weedy McRoberson June 20, 2011

stump

Something which is high in quality. A favourable item or event. Good.

That movie "Star Wars" was quite stump

by Lenny Corbett August 2, 2004

Muffin Stump

larger than a muffin top and often dotted with cellulite; primarily caused by large consumption of fatty foods and lack of any movement. usually women with a MUFFIN STUMP think that their all that and a bag of funnions.
other side affects are the groping of male friends,
and the unspeakable smell that is excreted from the groin(from the lack of showering). ways to avoid a "molly" are constant insisting that she has an unbelievably large penis, and or a threatening of a punch to the sack.

Leon: Damn!, molly's got the scariest looking MUFFIN STUMP I've ever seen in my f***ing life!
Nevin: I wish she would go get that checked for weasels, i think she ate that rotting dolphin that washed up on shore last month!
James: "its worse than a muffin top, its the lower grotesque part of the muffin that nobody wants!"
Peter: i think she looks pretty hot for a beached whale!
Eric: eh! id poke er'!

by super-duper-pooper-trooper!.........of doom! May 27, 2008

stump

someone who is notably short

Short as a tree stump.

by fwe22 July 23, 2006

stumples

Pimples on an amputees stump.

Honey, my nub is inflamed with little pimples...I think I have stumples

by Jason Fuller & Eric P Naas January 4, 2009

stumplestiltskin

A short man usually with a Napoleon complex who has a miniscule penis. Maybe inverted or stunted at a young age this penis may be impossible to spot with the naked eye. Never the less it is there short in stature just like the man it belongs to.

Jane: How was your date with Larry?

Edna: O.K. I guess, but I tried to give him a hand job and couldn't find it. I tired of always getting the stumplestiltskins.

by Jamamoba October 28, 2010

Monkey Stump

Another word for the Coccyx, as in the area of the body where our tail would be if we were still primates.

I've been riding this bike so long I think i've bruised my Monkey Stump.

by Mitsu1980 April 3, 2010