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student groan

Something a person has to pay after attending a vocational school or college, usually for a long period of time.
He had been paying his college debt for so long that he began to call it his student groan.
by avgirlie September 16, 2008
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Lifetime student

People who refuse grow up. Often in school 20 plus years after high school. while not working, and living off a relative or family members generosity. Usually they have extremely lofty goals such as doctor, engineers, or anything very prestigious sounding. This is a result of wanting to be in a fantasy world, without dealing of the actual pressures of the real world. Often these people can be found at community colleges, but not exclusively. Really a sad thing to be honest. Often these people claim to be geniuses, who sometimes were cheated out of there opportunities along the way. When offered a chance to rectify this such as a prestigious internship, they are often met with many reasons, or personal problems, they cannot accept, but will accept next semester or next year, if possible. Also known to spend a lot of time browsing the internet in private.
Nicolas was a lifetime student. He got his BA and had an additional 120 post baccalaureate credits. His stated goal was to be a chiropractor but at 55 years old, and deep in student loan debt, this was not a true goal. Rather something of a fantasy, while also telling family members and such that he was going to be a “Doctor” while spending most of his time watching tv and fapping
by Lifetime student November 19, 2018
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highland student

An inhabitant of the highland school, usually gay or pregnant, and more often than not high or stoned, or in the process of becoming. Too stupid to even identify themselves.
"Dude, who am i? Where am I going in life? What's all this about?"

"Well, you're a stoned pregnant gay guy, so you must a highland student. Your purpose is to reproduce, which you're doing very well."
by Grovesinator February 27, 2008
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art student

A person who goes to college for art cuz she think its gonna be easy, then realizes its not. She will either change her major, find a way to get a lot of work done really fast and pretend its creative, or fail. They also spend all their money on art supplies and field trips to art museums, and can never pay back their loans cuz they make no money.
Art Student: Ugh! I'm broke and I have no time for a job, all because I am an art student!
Business student: Switch to be a business major.
by Erin M November 14, 2005
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Day Student

1) A student at a boarding school who's too pussy to sleep there; one who participates in homosexual activity.

2) A student at a boarding school who has no friends; thinks they're cooler than they are. This student usually tries to hangs out with boarding students older than them (that don't like them).
Boarding Student: "Why aren't you sleeping over tonight ?"
Day Stud: "Because I'm day student-ing it up tonight with my dad. Wanna join?"
by MadFlyBalla October 24, 2009
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grungy student

unwashed, scummy piece of shite student with a shitty job, or no job at all. constantly complaining about life. listens to indie music. wears the same clothes for a week.
by matt boid August 25, 2003
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commuter students

Pussies who don't stay at school for any number of reasons. They will never fully appreciate the college experiance.
by Hans Christian Eichman November 6, 2006
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