professional college student 

Any person who has been in college for more than 5 + years of college experience; The student with the most debt; Students who have attended a 2 year college but took 4-5 years to finish it or transferred or never graduate;Usually also known as under achievers;Students who has more friends than Tom in myspace; Excessive partier even in his/her late 30's; Student who has a 5 year old kid when they finally graduate; Just finishing his/her 4 year degree nearing upon his/her high school reunion.

Robert: What is going on Fred? What have you been up to since after we graduated in '96?

Fred: I've been in college. I finally finished my 4 year degree this year.

Robert: Really?

Fred: Yeah I've been a professional college student

professional college student by Chappelle is my nigga July 18, 2006

law student 

Someone who has no tangible skills except the ability to read a book and memorize Latin terms such as "res ipsa" and "de novo."

Someone who hides their alcoholism and insecurities by constantly gossiping about classmates.

Someone who knows how to party.

"Who is that douchebag over there wearing a blazer with khacki shorts and bragging about how he met Obama once?"

"Oh, that's just a law student."

law student by Big Freeze UFL February 1, 2010

imd student 

akin to the hairs on a hobos ball sack. The imd student does nothing, and understands even less. Usually found looking like someone spewed a rainbow over them. Distant cousins of mighty Applied Computing students. May react angrily when confused. Easily done.

Imd students are the scummiest people to walk the streets of dundee, even worse than hookers with syphalis

imd student by I rock March 7, 2005

Haitian Student Organization 

A Temple University cultural organization that represents Haitian students. They hold great meetings and programs on Haitian culture. They show love to all other cultures and love to collaborate with other organizations.

Girl: You going to the Haitian Student Organization meeting today?
Boy: Of course! I gotta find out more about those Haitian people, I just LOVE their food.

Haitian Student Organization by sweetychikc14 February 4, 2010

grad student 

1. adj.
lifeless; without hope
2. n.
a sense of despair
3. v.
to make a really poor decision

see: game over

"Man I really grad-studented when I decided to eat that rotten hot-dog last night."
"That dead bum we just passed sent a shudder of grad student through me."

grad student by OMH December 14, 2005

Transfer Student Blues 

When you transfer from one 4-year University to another and end up being miserable.

The transfer student blues are worse the longer you wait to transfer as you find it increasingly difficult to forge friendships that were once naturally easy to acquire. The workload becomes rigorous and you find it difficult to motivate yourself to do the work as a result of the soul-crushing despair.

Unfortunately, the blues never subside and you are left to wonder why you transferred out in the first place. The blues are most prevalent when one transfers from a small close-knit university to a large university where you are just a number.

I transferred from a small liberal arts college to Michigan State and I am experiencing the Transfer student blues. This is my last semester and I hardly know anybody. I used to enjoy going downtown and getting wasted with my crew. Now, I just stay in my 1-bedroom apartment and smoke weed while watching re-runs of South Park. The Transfer Student Blues suck and I just can't wait to graduate-If I make it out in one piece!

Transfer Student Blues by PTrockstar92 February 4, 2013

grad student 

Someone who postpones his unemployment, by staying in College to further his degree. Can be from between 2-to-8 years. A grad student is either a lazy bum who doesn’t want to leave College , or an overachieving dork.

Student 1: Man I gotta start finding a job tomorrow.Student 2: Nah, just become a grad student, and kick back another couplea years. Hey there’s a kegger tomorrow, you in?

grad student by banky123 July 20, 2006