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Vassar Straight

a person who characterizes himself or herself as straight, but occasionally dabbles in sexual conduct with a partner of the same gender.

Originated from Vassar College students, who tend to find themselves somewhat hereto-flexible during their college years.
Emily: I saw the guy I have a crush on hooking up with another guy in the Mug last night. I don't know what to think...

Sarah: Oh, don't worry. He is Vassar Straight.
by cockmaster23 October 30, 2008
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Christian Straight Edge

Someone who is Straight Edge, but still is a Christ follower. That simple. The only differences are this:
1. No Drugs
2. No Premarital sex (apposed to no promiscuous sex)
3. No Alcohol
4. NOT every CSE kid is a self-righteous jerk.
(YES, we still have a good time. We just party sober, oh and that stupid myth that Christians can't have tattoos is ridiculous. Were usually covered.)

Slim differences, almost nothing different. Though, a lot of sXe kids don't believe in Christ. There are a few.
Eric: "Hey bud, I thought edge kids had no religion?"
Kyle: "I don't have religion, I have a relationship with Christ and I keep my body clean of Drugs and Alcohol. Represent Christian Straight Edge."
by ThatMetalKidFromTexas August 2, 2012
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Straight Girl

That one girl that wants to be friends with the gay men but despises lesbians. She thinks she’s so above everyone and has a y’all boyfriend and a gang of friends. Don’t ever cross her until she’s had her hot cheetos or mt. dew!!
Lesbian: “Hello :)”
Straight Girl: “Ew get away from me”...
Gay Guy: “Wassup Bitches 😘”
Straight Girl: *drools*
by LesbianUWU October 13, 2019
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straight up hook up

Save your school supply coupons and use them tax free weekend. Some of your purchases will be for free.
Now that's a straight up hook up!
by RastaMermaid October 9, 2008
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Straight raping

Something so awesome or so horrible that it cannot be defined in any other way. It can be good or bad depending on the context or situation.
"Dude, did you see that skezy girl at the club the other night? She was straight raping!"

"New years 2012 was straight raping! I had the time of my life."
by Chantelle Renee January 2, 2012
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straight as parallel

A person who hasn't had even the faintest fantasy of going gay or bi much less actually take that step. A proper straight person.
gay guy (1) : my new neighbour is hawt af. You should see his eyes and his abs.
gay guy (2) : shame really cuz I heard that he is straight as parallel.
gay guy (1) : bummer :(
by skinnySinner January 13, 2015
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Straight and Forward

Referring to an object that is, in fact, straight in front of the person or object in question. Used by supremely cool high schooler(s).
Yo bro the people in the house straight and forward do drugs
by gangstud1 March 3, 2021
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