stiff pele

When you kick someone in the balls and they have a boner.

George was being a dick so i gave him a stiff pele

by Roger bebow October 7, 2005

Stiff Hanger

A random erection at any time, without any kind of motivation or assistance.

Damn i was sittin in class the other day and got a stiff hanger out of nowhere...

by Macadoshis October 15, 2010

Stiff Lippin’

When someone refuses to suck the dick.

Rachel was stiff lippin’ last night so I had to rub one out.

All these thots are stiff lippin’ tonight.

by Eaton Holgoode January 19, 2018

stiff

a word used as an adjective. to describe how a penis gets hard during sexual activity.

"OH GOD BEKY!, look at johny's pants...doesn't it look like he's got a stiff?"

by goddess August 17, 2003

Jerry Seinfeld

He's a funny dude. =)

Jerry Seinfeld is the most hilarious man ever to walk the face of the earth!

by ***_S_*** July 28, 2008

skinflint

An unreasonably thrifty person. (Flint is a semiprecious mineral a relative of quartz, and the notion that the greediest person would keep flint shavings for economy).

My uncle George will never help anyone out. He's too much of a skin

by Anonymous August 13, 2003

a.s.p (always stiff penis)

1. a penis so small that it doesn't have the length required to generate hangage, giving the appearance that it is in a state of constant erectness.

2. Unit of measure based on the penis size of Wilco Jancala. One A.S.P is equal to one billionth of an inch.

1) I have to wear special pants so that no one realizes that I'm sporting an a.s.p (always stiff penis).

2) No dude, my dick is at LEAST two asp lengths.

by Wilco Jancala November 9, 2009