Pittsburgh Steelers

n. A football team that was formed in Pittsburgh a long time ago. They sucked until the seventies, but then they started using large amounts of steriods. These steroids gave them the ability to win 4 Super Bowls by cheating. Ever since the seventies started, they have been the luckiest team in the NFL for several reasons:
1. The most memorable play in their history was illegal and incredibly lucky.
2. They were barely noticed for their extreme usage of steroids which gave them 4 Super Bowls.
3. They have not won ONE of their 6 Super Bowls fairly, there is some kind of controversy surrounding every one:
'70's: Steroids
'05: Injured Carson Palmer, won because most teams suck without their best player. Manning and Plummer can't play in the playoffs. Refs handed them Super Bowl (The Refs are a common Steelers helper; whenever your favorite team plays the Steelers, it is playing both the Steelers and the Refs).
'08:Would not have won division had it not been for terrible call in game against Ravens, which would have resulted in the Steelers having to play on the road in the playoffs which equals a loss. Also, every team they had to play in the playoffs beat a team that beat the Steelers in the regular season in the previous round.
I'm sure we haven't seen the end of the luckiness in Pittsburgh

Bill: Wow the Patriots are much better than the Steelers, Tom. I am pretty sure they will win today

Tom: I don't know, Bill, you have to remember: the Pittsburgh Steelers always have the refs on their side.



Larry: Wow I can't believe that play John. I mean, the Steelers won the game because Roethlisberger threw the ball forward and it bounced off of Hines Ward into the hands of Santonio Holmes, who fumbled into the arms of Roethlisberger, who illegally threw it forward again, only to be intercepted, but then the defender fumbled it and then Mike Tomlin stepped on the field and picked it up, and then he threw it to a cunt named Richard Simmons, who happened to be wearing a Steelers jersey.

John: Yeah, Larry, the Steelers are so good. Only they would be able to do that.

Pissed off football fan: OF COURSE, FUCKING JOHN, THEY WOULD BE ABLE TO DO THAT BECAUSE THEY ARE THE FUCKING STEELERS. THEY ARE ALLOWED TO WIN FOOTBALL GAMES BY CONSTANTLY FUCKING CHEATING.

by Iamactuallyasteelersfan March 11, 2009

Pittsburgh Steelers

A NFL franchise that has a roster loaded with and fans that are unemployed losers, faggots, lesbians, convicts, scumbags, stupid cocksuckers, dumbass bitches, motherless whores, ass pirates, child molesters, toothless square headed hillbillies, and any number of unmentioned retrobates. They like to brag about the last 35 years of their franchise history (except the 80's)but don't mention the first 40 sorry ass years of their existence when they sucked cock and balls like somebody in a hot dog eating contest. They wave a "terrible towel" at games like a bunch of pussy school girls at a pom-pom competition and think it's cool, while the rest of the NFL watches and thinks, "What a bunch of bitch fairies." The only thing they like better than Jack Lambert is jacking off in their mother's face. They only thing they love more than Hines Ward is taking cock in their mouth and ass, balls deep simultaneously (that means at the same time for you dumb fuck Steelers fans). If they didn't have Steelers games to watch their fans would resort back to watching dog fights, cock fights, and watching their father screw their sisters and brothers.

"Hey, yous guys want to go to a Pittsburgh Steelers game?"

"Nah, I'd rather lick the sweat off a faggot's cum encrusted ball sack."

"Yeah, that's what we do after we wave those terrible towels like a bunch of dingleberry munching fairies."

"OK let's go! Sounds better than watching Dad make the two-backed beast with my little brother and sister again."

by Ravendude January 27, 2009

pittsburgh steelers

Greatest team ever to grace the NFL. They currently are owned by the Rooney family. The Steelers have has the pleasure of enlisting such greats as Terry Bradshaw, Mean Joe Greene, and Jerome Bettis, as well as not so greats like Bubby Brewster and Kordel Stewert (Shenley Park anyone?). They are fueled by Pamani Brothers sandwiches, Iron City Beer and Cower Power. In 2006 they will be winning one for the thumb.

...and Cleveland still sucks.

The Pittsburgh Steelers kicked Peyton Manning's ass back to Mississippi.

by shortsteeler January 20, 2006

Sweller

Noun. A Sweller is one who partakes in being a sweller. The word originated In the 1800's, the word meant to, "Stay at home, and Procrastinate." A sweller also meant the person generally was an outcast, and generally looked "ragish." Comes from the Latin word Exsellarius.

That kid looks like a sweller, he comes from a poor family.

by Phil bilbarosa May 8, 2008

Steeler Nation Phony's

Similar, but not the same as, a typical bandwagon fan. Steeler Nation Phony's pride themselves on being "blue collar", but spend $500 on a ticket to the AFC championship game. These fans often are not from the Pittsburgh area, but after passing through the city on the high way, and due to the teams success and aura, they decide they are die hard Steelers fan.

Did you see all those Steeler Nation Phony's in the third row from UofPitt?

by Lamarr Woodley kills people. January 24, 2011

smellergy

A consistent physical response to an odor, such as an itchy nose from perfume or a headache from scented candles.

She suffered from a smellergy to perfume, and scented candles which made it difficult for her to go to her lavender scented yoga class without getting a headache.

by DeeGeeInWhySee June 12, 2018

stellar screech

An orgasm so loud that it breaks all pieces of glass within a 10 mile radius and transcends time and space. This can only be preformed by women.

Drake: Hey Josh?
Josh: Yeah?
Drake: I was eating my girlfriend out yesterday at a motel, and... she stellar screeched}.
Josh: Oh... At least she liked it.

by Kemuri May 31, 2018