splointy

A word that means whatever I choose it to mean at any moment.

True Elroy: you're not splointy ._.
AirialaX: splointy? o.O
Nestikal: splointy is nerd for hot
True Elroy: is not
AirialaX: uh...k
Nestikal: yes it is
True Elroy: ...is not
True Elroy: splointy is just a perfectly good word
AirialaX: wtf is splointy then, royster? o.o
True Elroy: that i made up
Nestikal: it meant hot earlier
Nestikal: make up your mind
True Elroy: it can mean whatever i want it to >:o
True Elroy: it's my word >:o
AirialaX: what do it mean now? eh? eh?
True Elroy: maybe it means "nestikal sucks" now
True Elroy: splointy >:o splointy >:o splointy >:o

by True Elroy January 17, 2004

master splinter

A rat who lives in a sewer with X-box speakers, 5.1 surround sound WoW speakers, Rainbow Six, and a Blue Dickies Jacket. He is also a trainer of the TMNT (teenage mutant ninja turtles) and has a afro.

master splinter has 5.1 surround sound 500 $ speakers.

by Ratfro September 16, 2007

splinter cell

A sneaky sexual act performed by two male friends on a girl. While one male is having sex with a girl from behind, he pulls out and immediately hides. Simultaneously, the other male (previously in hiding) carefully sleuths behind the girl and continues fucking her from behind.

You should have seen Maria's face after she realized that Tom and I successfully splinter celled her last night.

by mango070 March 17, 2008

splong

splong splong splong splong

splong!!!! splong!!!!

by Uncle Bert March 10, 2004

Splinter Cock

A disease in which your cock gets splinters in it and is all nasty.

Jimmy went out and fucked a tree and got a bad case of splinter cock.

by Steven Nyhuz August 26, 2004

Splint

The act of sneaking up on an unknown victim, most always from behind. Derived from Splinter Cell or "Splint-C". The act of splinting somebody is an art that requires concentration and possibly very sneaky shoes.

Dead Guy - "Ohh man he totally splinted me from behind and I didn't even know."

Alive Guy - "I'm gonna spint Jack - I just gotta find some bushes to hide in."

by Mikeyizzo November 1, 2006

splint

puting a toothpick under someones big toe and makeing them kick a wall

"boy dont make me splint you"

by your mom is da bomb January 4, 2010