Spitzered

Getting so drunk you forget to put your porn collection away leading to it's discovery in the morning.

Mike: The old lady's breathen down my neck.

Ike: I told you to quit getting spitzered.

by Mbob March 20, 2008

Shitzer

A slang term for a gunganese battle cruiser, used mostly in the outer relms of tatooine and hoth...

did you see that shitzer fly by!!

by Don Riley December 9, 2002

Switzerland

Switzerland is a tiny landlocked country in Europe where everyone is conservative. Everyone there is a clean freak so everything must be sprayed with Windex constantly. The mountains take a while though.

Switzerland is a pretty rad country. Everything smells like Windex!

by Bry-shizzle August 1, 2010

Spizzer

(spiz-er) noun : A (usually glass or pyrex) device commonly referred to as an 'oil burner', 'rose globe', 'incense burner', 'glass bubble', or an number of completely fictitious descriptions used in the hopeless attempt to disguise its obvious actual use for smoking methamphetamines.

Rutherford: Hey Calvington, whats that thing you always say bout chur pipe dude?

Calvington: (sings) I'm in love with a spizzer...

by Dr. Kandy November 21, 2011

skitzerfuck

When one becomes idiot to the point they amuse themself by fixing objects such as a lamp . . That are not even broken until they get thru skitzing on it . They just became a skitzerfuck.

Your such a skitzerfuck .. calm ur self down.

by jillygirljill December 21, 2016

Spitter splatter

When you’re high, every time you laugh spit comes out.

Might spit food and juice out

Don’t smoke with that nigga, he a spitter splatter .

by HdSneakerhead May 24, 2018

Seagull Spritzer

When a bird shits on your head from a great height, usually rendering you blind. Can be cured with Ostrich Oil

'Oh God, not another Seagull Spritzer'

by seagullsperm October 28, 2011