Spastalactically

The word you call someone when they are acting autistic and spastic at the same time

James stop acting so spastalactically you’re a disappointment to your family

by Coat hanger May 21, 2020

Spastic

Paisley Robson

Paisley Robson is a spastic

by CompleteMelt May 29, 2020

Smasty

Combination of being smooth and nasty at the same time.

Girl, stop being so smasty!

by rawbananatiddies June 16, 2020

Spastic's Handshake

Named for the fact that mongs often don't know their own strength

"I fingered Sonya behind the bins at the YMCA last night, her fanny was as tight as a spastic's handshake"

by HomesickFoetus September 14, 2020

Spastic fish

When a male has a strap on attached to his ass, with a girl in front of him and behind him so when he thrusts back and forth both girls are satisfied

I can’t wait tell we get home maybe anna with spastic fish with us

by Monkeytickler2334 February 21, 2021

sastya

A cute 12 year old born on April 7th that’s everyone loves to be around and will die for her

Sastya a kind loving girl

by Jazmin notables March 18, 2021

spastimicated

when someone is acting very dumb and says something stupid.

for example... “your actually so spastimicated”

by wet biscuit April 7, 2021