Somalian Sidewinder

when a female is getting plundered in the anus in the reverse cowgirl position by a man of heavy african decent(somalian). He takes the female and spins her around on his member resulting in prefuse blood loss.... (sidewinder).

Dude... Jamal gave that bitch the somalian sidewinder. The next day he had to burn the sheets because of all the blood.......

by Poon Toon April 10, 2008

somlo

suck on my left one

go die and somlo

by xba randy July 9, 2010

Sommfl

Story Of My Mother Fucking Life. similar to soml, but used in more ridiculous and intense situations.

Rob: Right as I was about to go down on her, her mom calls her on the phone crying and kills the whole mood.
Marty: SOMMFL man...

by stcsucks08 July 13, 2012

Soffly

1. Adjective. A combination between soft and fluffy: Not hard to touch but light in texture.

I really like your cotton jacket. It's so soffly

by Advanced Class November 7, 2016

Somalian Kiwi

The act of buying a dead body from Somalian pirates and using the body as a punching bag for a couple weeks. After a while, the flesh will rot away and black and brown bruises will form. In the end, the body will look like a kiwi, green with black dots all over it.

Son: Bro just bought this dead chick.

Dad: Cool son lets make her a Somalian kiwi as a bonding experience.

by Widened.urethra January 8, 2018

somaliphile

One who has a love or affinity for Somalia, and its inhabitants, the Somalis

she's a straight up somaliphile

by readyforthemoon55 September 5, 2019

Somali

Tall, skinny, curly

-haired people. Inhabitants of the horn of Africa and are cushite. Beautiful women, just their country is not at it's best right now. :(

Somalis speak chinese and indian

by Somali fella January 28, 2020