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scrannit

With a similar etymology to scratter, scrannit comes from the middle slanglish, scranwert, with a similar definition to the above.

However, the more correct usage is to employ the above to describe a female or females who at first glance appear to be highly presentable, but will then endeavour to give you a virulent sexual infection due to their scratter traits and slack flaps, honed by watching endless editions of Trisha and shagging the milkman.

This should not be confused with deceiver as the said scranit may still look attractive from a shorter distance, though may have tell-tale scratter markings.

In the West Midlands scran is also used for the same, but amusingly confusing northern speakers who maintain that they would still want to eat it.
It's all right from here, but you wouldn't want to go with it, it's a real scrannit
by Uncle Nobby January 1, 2009
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Scorange

A Harry Potter fanfiction term, referring to the ship of Scorpius (Draco's son) and an orange. It is the self proclaimed fruit pairing of our generation after Drapple (Draco and Apple.)
Person 1: OMG HAVE YOU READ DRAPPLE FANFIC??? Lol so funny.

Person 2: Drapple is so 2012, have you heard of Scorange? Its raging.
by CooleoSoup January 4, 2013
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Scranton

Scranton is not a piece of shit as everyone claims. Scranton is actually a beautiful city. It holds so much history that many residents lack knowledge of. What makes this city 'shitty', are the dirty, scummy, wanna-be ghettoes, and people who don't respect other people. Plus the people walking around thinking they are tough shit by stabbing, shooting, and killing other people. So if you think Scranton is shitty, you don't know enough about the city and you probably are the problem. Ty
Scranton isn't shitty, it's the people in it that make it that way.
by Scrantonbitch July 19, 2016
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Scranton

i went to scranton one time, it is a really ruff place i got my ass kicked by 2 wiggers. Richie you need to shut your face because there is no way you would last five seconds in scranton its a hard place. if you look at a wigger wrong he will shank you, i know what its like to be shanked in the A and thats what would happen to you if you went to scranton!! biatch
Scranton makes NYC piss its pants
by bigpimpson May 4, 2005
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scrangly

scrangly(adj.); used when one is as my sister and they make up for words they can't think of. if you're like me you'll wait awhile before telling her the real word and just laugh.
scrangly was meant as scraggly
buttermonkey is so scrangly es crazy man!
by Poppit April 29, 2004
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[Scranny]

A Scranny is a mutation of the vagina, a DNA fault that has allowed the human to develop both a vagina and a scrotum.
'Man you gotta ball sack on your fanny, what's that a Scranny?'
by Lewsh June 27, 2008
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Scran

Scran: This is a word only used by the highest of the intellectual these are normally alpha males wearing gym king or kings will dream tracksuits . They also rip radiators of old people’s homes as a way of marking there territory. This means to eat or eat out a female .
Terry: Ew lenn pal how’s life

Lenn: Class mate just scranned that lasses minge she boqueefioused the dirty slag
Terry: Eyey fucking toppa
by sir_boqueefious September 17, 2018
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