The Han Solo

The Han Solo occurs when you are sitting across a table from a lady at a seedy cantina (although a restaurant will do in a pinch). You then jizz on her under the table. Congratulations, you have completed "The Han Solo." Make sure if there are any other guys present, you jizz first.

"Hey, John. So we were out at Romano's earlier and I totally pulled The Han Solo out on Rebbecca. She was pretty pissed when she found out. Yeah, as a matter of fact, this is my one phone call. You know a lawyer?"

by F201 October 17, 2008

Solodaddy

An Asian guy who gets all the girls and is a player. However, he doesn't have the same feelings for the girls and dismisses them to acquire currency.

"Damn, that guy gets all the girls and ignores them! He mus be a Solodaddy!"

by ThatoldPedoGuy March 2, 2017

Solomang

A crotchety old man of the Solomang lineage, descending from the land fills of Long Island.

Dude, you smell and act like a Solomang?

by Jarrod Dillon November 14, 2003

Soloamory

Soloamory is the practice, desire, or acceptance of loving only thyself. It is distinct from monogamy or polyamory in the fact that one can never love anyone else since no other individual can ever measure up to oneself. Typical traits of the soloamorous include: Elitism, Delusions of Grandeur, Inflated Ego, Positive Sociopathy, and Mirror-Induced erections

Soloamory

by The Real Shocky February 18, 2013

Guitar SoLoL

A guitar solo that is inserted into a song even though the band has absolutely no talent.

Did you hear that guitar solol in Sunday Bloody Sunday by U2?

by sjlsjlsjl June 14, 2009

softoff

Not being able to get a erection.

That chick is such a bitch she gave me a "softoff".

by Crankman November 7, 2006

soloist

A musician who performs a solo.

The soloist didn't know you can't just add an ist to anything.

by Anonymous October 6, 2003