Scunchie

Noun. A human turd, but only when left in an Eddie Bauer dressing room.

“Sorry, dressing rooms are closed. Someone dropped a scunchie in the last stall.”

by Joshua Bonnie Brown April 21, 2023

Saunch

The action of tightening an object just before the point of damaging or rendering the same object unusable.

"Hey Doss, you want me to saunch those jam nuts down on them their fittings?"

by Heeder April 26, 2023

Scunch

When you're sitting in a kayak that's half on sand, half in the water, you inch forward and afloat by "scunching".

You don't need a push. Just scunch a few times and get your kayak into the water.

by anonymous July 21, 2023

Spunching

The act of smearing bbq sauce onto a doorknob and mounting yourself on it.

I really enjoyed spunching with you yesterday.

by Y0RKER August 7, 2024

shunch

Taking a shit in a shower while eating lunch.
Not to be confused with brunch.

Person:1 Wanna grab some shunch later?
Person:2 absolutely, I’d love to!

by Nmot September 23, 2023

Slunch

Weekly gathering of Sailors attending Texas A&M University at the MSC between the hours of 10-2. A place where sophomores, directors, and bigs (af) can come together to eat, study, and play. This tradition has dated back decades (probably?) and will continue to grow.

“Yo did you go to slunch yesterday????” “Nahhhhh I didn’t because I’m a major Sail flop.”

by sailor queen mak January 18, 2024

Sninch

When the boys pinch the ball in rocket league so it goes up in the air because they both drove into the ball at the same time. I can’t say I’m very sure what it means but that is the rough idea. It is like smash and pinch in the same word maybe?

Yesss bro sninch it. Oh my god that game was epic, sninched the ball then smashed it top bins. BOSH

by Charlottevictoria February 23, 2024