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Fur-Niture-Snob 

Fur-Niture-snob : NON PET OWNERS who visit your home and complain about your pets hair and getting pet hair on there clothes from sitting on your Furniture , If they don't want hair on there clothes they should stay away from your home and furniture, That's why they call it Fur-niture ,Some people love there pets more than they like most people, To Fur-Niture-snob your pets are animals, To you they are babies, who are short, hairy, walk on all fours, and Live in our homes , Fur-Niture-snob have been know to make false accusations of peoples pets and the spreed of bed bugs from there fur which has caused violence among pet owners, in some cases Fur-Niture-Snob have been mauled in Pet owners homes after criticizing there pets Fur ,
Mary went to a tupperware party at a friends house who had pets, a women at the party was smeared with peanut butter by the other visitors and forced the pets to lick it off of them because they were accused of being a Fur-Niture-snob
Fur-Niture-Snob by Mikey Ryan October 25, 2010
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Bike Snob 

A bike snob is a person who will only buy a bike from a bike shop because they think every bike made at a department store is a piece of shit. Bike snobs also tend to put people down when they want or bought a bike from a department store. Bike snobs tend to think that bike shop bikes are more superior to any other bike out there.
1.Don't listen to Bob the bike snob buy your bike from where ever you think you can get the bang for your buck.
2. Jim is being all Bike snobbish again just because I bought my bicycle from walmart.
3. Bike snobs are arrogant fucks and are absolutely ridiculous telling me where to buy my bike from.
Bike Snob by Idisownbikesnobs August 28, 2013
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uniform snob 

to judge an athlete, solely based on how he/she chooses to complete a uniformed outfit.
"Did you see how he's wearing those black socks, with those white tennis shoes? What's he thinking"?

"Watch the game, and stop being such a uniform snob, Benny"!
uniform snob by bljames January 26, 2010
A drunk who only attends the finer bars/clubs in his/hers area. No dives for this drunk!
"I think I know this guy!" Nah , probably just seen him at the "Tacobar (aka a known bar of the one's speaking, a non-dive)....he's the bum snob yo'!"
bum snob by Kataaa August 16, 2016

City snob 

A city snob : a person that is likely from a big city , and acts extremely sophisticated , also may look down on the regular citizen that lives out in the country, ( woods ) or away from city life ,
That City snob chick acts so sophisticated she just can't stand us country Folk , all because our 4×4 trucks are muddy with our hunting dogs in the back of it ,
City snob by J l s February 28, 2018

Music snob

Everyone, because everyone likes to believe that their own tastes are the coolest on the planet.
Idiot 1: If you don't like U2, then you're a total music snob. Millions of people listen to them every day. No one wants to listen to a shitty little band that hardly anyone's heard of.
Idiot 2: Well you can go and fuck yourself, 'cos I

don't follow a herd mentality and I think for myself. I don't need someone else to form an opinion for me.
Music snob by Minderbinder January 7, 2022
Someone (usually called jaimee/janice) who ignores people that try to communicate through aol instant messanger.
I don't like jaimee, because she is an aim snob
aim snob by Malta November 14, 2007