Sir Sniffalot

Someone who has an undeniably acute addiction to cocaine.

I see Sir Sniffalot has arrived...he looks absolutely clattered.

by Ozvaldez November 9, 2007

dong sniffer

a dong sniffer is a neat freak gay man who sniffs a cock before giving a blowjob. This isn't unlike a straight guy who fingers a girl and smells the result before going down on her.

I can't believe that dong sniffer smelled my dick! I shower everyday!

by MediaOffline76 October 17, 2010

Hippo Sniffer

When you drink too much at the club and your friends see you with rather large women, they consider you a HIPPO SNIFFER.

Friend: Holy fuck mate, that wanker is a HIPPO SNIFFER' again!

by feelmypain July 13, 2011

Pleb Sniff

Using the word sniff after pleb denotes that the person or object smells like a pleb. It is to have the essence of a pleb.

"Tristan is a pleb sniff, he drinks cider on the bus"

by ViperJJ December 5, 2012

Bench Sniffer

Shamefully sycophantic person so needy for connection with the object of their desire they'd do anything to experience an intimate detail of said person's physique, including rushing to sniff the bench they'd just been sitting on.

Larry is always kissing my ass and making clumsy, desperate attempts to spend time with me. He's such a fucking bench sniffer.

by Stitches February 6, 2015

chatroom sniffer

A chatroom snffer is someone who has a hard time adopting to new members in a online chat room,,,, They become paranoid when they see a new person,,,, they try to get as much info on the new person as possible because they are paranoid

The chatroom sniffer asked me 100 questions because she didnt feel confortable with me because i was new to a public chatroom

by jjwhite0222 June 20, 2014

taint sniffer

One who does the 2 finger rub on down there and sniff checks to see they are clean.

Man, you see that taint sniffer elbow deep in is drawers, turn and sniff his fingers.... dude needs to shower.

by pcboro January 3, 2016