by Jayne Fondah November 21, 2011
Get the Smack My Hams mug.by catmanDoo October 9, 2012
Get the smack dat cheese mug.1.SMACKa quick sharp noise which can be made by rapidly compressing or penetrating a penis against or into a PATTYa little pie / mound in this case a clean shaven wet vagina.
2. A hot wet vagina typically clean shaven allowing a "smack" sound to be present upon each cock thrust.
2. A hot wet vagina typically clean shaven allowing a "smack" sound to be present upon each cock thrust.
I love banging her hot little smack patty.
She loves my sewing maching ass powering my shaft as it relentlessly pounds in and out of her helpless smack patty.
She loves my sewing maching ass powering my shaft as it relentlessly pounds in and out of her helpless smack patty.
by pie master August 12, 2006
Get the smack patty mug.Holding down a tiny midget and beating it with a clothes hanger until it admits that all midgets can get there own damn job after they're eighteen years old and move out of my damn house. I'll show you all one day midgets. Mark my words!!!!!!
by Dustin King October 21, 2004
Get the Smack Happy mug.A very obvious object or place directly in the middle of something else
Said in a Minnesotan accent, dontcha know
Said in a Minnesotan accent, dontcha know
isolated islands located in the pacific,
a hot girl with a zit smack dab in the middle of her left ass cheek that you see during sexy time
a bro at your party somehow managing to be a pussy and puke smack dab in the middle of the group smokin bowls in your room, the list goes on son, and it's often heard in Minnesota
a hot girl with a zit smack dab in the middle of her left ass cheek that you see during sexy time
a bro at your party somehow managing to be a pussy and puke smack dab in the middle of the group smokin bowls in your room, the list goes on son, and it's often heard in Minnesota
by AngeloDiAngelo November 30, 2011
Get the smack dab in the middle mug.by Yolanda Simmons Junior June 13, 2008
Get the Smack bunz mug.A condition where your mouth needs to be smacked. This could be because of something stupid you said (1) or simply because you have a tete-a-claques (2).
1. Imagine you are a girl talking to a friend of yours who is a man:
You: Women don't like it when men sit around watching sports and scratching their privates.
Your friend (incredulously): What?
You: No, I'm serious... it's a real turn-off.
Your friend (shrugging): Hmph... either way, it looks like you might have a bit of a case of smack-mouth.
You: What? What's ...?
SMACK!
You: Oh... oh, I guess I do have smack-mouth.
2. Imagine you are standing at the bus stop. A kindly stranger approaches you...
Stranger (pointing at your lip): Excuse me, you seem to have smack-mouth.
You (fumbling with your mouth): Huh? Smack-mouth? What's ...?
SMACK!
You (ruefully): Oh, I guess I do have smack-mouth.
You: Women don't like it when men sit around watching sports and scratching their privates.
Your friend (incredulously): What?
You: No, I'm serious... it's a real turn-off.
Your friend (shrugging): Hmph... either way, it looks like you might have a bit of a case of smack-mouth.
You: What? What's ...?
SMACK!
You: Oh... oh, I guess I do have smack-mouth.
2. Imagine you are standing at the bus stop. A kindly stranger approaches you...
Stranger (pointing at your lip): Excuse me, you seem to have smack-mouth.
You (fumbling with your mouth): Huh? Smack-mouth? What's ...?
SMACK!
You (ruefully): Oh, I guess I do have smack-mouth.
by Mouth Smacker September 20, 2006
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