Simea

1. The action of passing by someone you are deeply fond of without making any sign as to recognizing their existence.

2. The act of pretending not to know someone you've slept with/had intimate relations with the night before.

Dude, just go simea. Pretend not to know her.

by Xanalhu February 25, 2011

Windshield-Smearing

The act of, either voluntarily or involuntarily, ceasing one's life by being hit with either the front or the rear of a moving vehicle, most commonly a Jeep, but occasionally a military tank, APC, or, in rare cases, a transport helicopter. Most commonly heard of in 'First Person Shooter' games like "Call of Duty" and "Command & Conquer: Renegade", but it has been known for this to happen in "Real-Life". But in "Video Games", Windshield-Smearing is sually followed by loud, side-splitting laughter from the 'Smear-er', and loud, audible curses from the 'Smear-ee', both of which will be typed out and posted "in-Game" after a period of about 30 seconds.

Oh my GOD!!! I just smeared a WIndshield!!!

by Boxymoron February 9, 2005

simarah

Simarah is a person who loves boys with small brains and even smaller penises

hey look its simarah she likes small dicks

by kailash singh May 14, 2022

taint smear

Mixture of blood and poop in a guys underwear

My hemroid burst open and I got a wicked taint smear

by belial47 May 20, 2008

penal smear

When you get your penis with cum on it and smear it all over a girls face!

My girlfriend wasn't paying attention to me so i asked her to look my way and i penal smeared her!!!!!!

by Chris and Jordan May 28, 2008

vertical smear

a fuckin big shit stain produced by a scruffy fuckin chink who sells dvd's!!!!!!

man look at chan he has a vertical smear down his boxers, dirty little cunt!!!!

by cuntbag 99 January 28, 2010

Shmear

White, spreadable goodness that is often used for anything.

"You've got some shmear on your shirt!"

"I'm gonna go home and shmear on some totapudi..."

"Hey! You shmeared all over my bed!"

by Totapudi October 20, 2008