Short Squaring

Using less than the typically requisite amount of toilet paper because on an impending outage.

I'm having to short square it with two squares per ass wipe because my roommate won't go to the store.

I think my ass is shitty because I'm short squaring it until my parents bring toiletries this weekend.

by Jimmy Garr February 2, 2009

Short Jetting

The sexual act of placing the very tip of your penis into a woman's vagina and thrusting repeatedly.

"She thought I was short jetting but didn't realize it was my whole penis."

by 725EC January 23, 2010

short swan

A homosexual method for preventing STD's

I did'nt feel safe so i insisted he performed a short swan.

by derekforever1 November 14, 2011

short mommy

short mfs that are 4,6

zamm shes a short mommy

by ANGEL <33 March 9, 2022

Jargo Shorts

Denim Cargo Shorts... Found in the south, Wisconsin and the Dakotas, this is an article of clothing that is usually smeared in grease or stained with 10-High Whisky...

Just slip you hand into Cletis' Jargo Shorts and pull out another shell fast, I need to drop this 9-point buck.

by McSquizit June 30, 2008

Short Stalk

That thing you do when you catch a glimpse of someone attractive/intriguing and then casually following them around the store or mall until they leave.

Angie: "Where did Susan go?"
Michelle: "She's short stalking that cute guy we saw when we passed the AE store."
Angie: "Not again. At least we know she won't be going anywhere with him."

Denise: "OMG! See that old thirtysomething married dude three rows over?"
Nan: "Yeah, why?"
Denise: He has been short stalking you ever since we came in the store!"
Nan: "Fuck! Now we have to bounce before I get that those pumps I wanted."

by Blue Runner May 3, 2009

short guy

Contrary to what some people say, there’s nothing wrong with being a short guy. Short guys and short girls look really cute together.

Jennifer: I’m only 5 feet so I have to date short guys, doesn’t bother me though.

by nutella137 July 23, 2020