Da hot shitz

An excruciatingly painful bowel movement with the consistency of thin oatmeal. Occurs almost immediately after ingesting a large amount of greasy, spicy, and most commonly delicious food.

Those extra cheesy and spicy nachos left me crippled with Da hot shitz.

by curtdogg January 17, 2009

shitzu

1. a species of dog

2. Sheet

That shitzu just ler out a shitzu on the sidewalk! Gross!

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by Rosh April 20, 2003

schnitzel

A new guy at work or just an overall doofus, in general.

"Geez...I'll be here all day trying to train this schnitzel!"

"Hey Schnitzel..maybe you should try plugging it IN first??"

"Shhhh..here comes the schnitzel, now.......'Hey Man, how are ya making out? Getting the hang of things?? Great!'.............what a schnitzel!"

by Hyde44 November 10, 2008

shaved shniz

a shaved pussy

dude, shaved shniz is awwwwwwesome

by daddy March 13, 2004

schnitzel

adj.

To be of a schnitzel nature. Meaty, heartie and filling. To be tough and tastie.
The word is used in combination to give an extra description that is more defining of the object being described. A well cooked schnitzel is used to describe something especially good.

ant.
schitznel

ie. She's schnitzel dipped in honey.
ie. That's schnitzel. He's schnitzel.

by Peter Suwara April 10, 2007

schnitzel burger

a large pile of crap

Man, i just unloaded a Schnitzel Burger.

by Skullface June 26, 2004

Shnitzal

A word that is mainly used for surprise, and its also a placeholder for just about any cuss word (damn, shit, fuck, etc).

What the shnitzal are you talking about?
or
Ahh shnitzal I forgot my books at school!

by leilanibear January 20, 2009