Shmeat

Small penis or dick, also reffering to any person or anything. It can be used for anything anyone and anything can be a shmeat

Damn you got a shmeat.

You are such a shmeater shut up you shmeat.

Shmeat shut the fuck up you got a shmeater.

by gaybutsex01 November 28, 2006

shmeat

when you have a small meat, small penis

Damn i bet that asian gotta shmeat.

by jayrock April 26, 2005

Shmeat

meat made from faeces.

The shmeat burger was delicious!

by dend4u June 18, 2011

Shmeat

A shortened version of the name of Shmeagle, from the Lord of The Rings. Someone acting ugly.

Ashley is shmeaty by falling asleep.

by ShmeatSquad69 October 15, 2011

SHMEALIE

The state of being like unto Greg Neil.

Greg was being particularly shmealie today.

by Matthew Van Horn November 15, 2003

pap shmear

a gynocological device; or a diss

a bunch got stolen from a hospital in Pittsburgh, so that is reason for a diss.

dude 1: (farts on dude's back)
dude 2: dude y you being such a pap shmear?

by Tex February 22, 2005

Sheffizle-ism

A religion that honors a big, purple dinosoar. Roots come from a certain fly white history teacher somewhere in the northeastern U.S.

I practice Sheffizle-ism during period 8/9 and I dig it, yo.

by Ashley-izzle July 29, 2008