Shititasking

The act of taking a shit whilst working, surfing the interwebs, watching porn, or generally utilizing a web enabled device during the act of taking a dump.

"Are you gonna be outta the bathroom soon!!?!"
"I'm shititasking! I have to email this client before I wipe!"

by Hurling Words April 5, 2010

shiznits

victorias word

holy shiznits

by victorialovessyou November 3, 2014

Shiznit

To drop a deuce. Bowel movement overload. Stomach problems.

I got the shiznit after drinking that latte. Yo, looking at that makes me want to take a shiznit.

by Shiznit August 12, 2015

shittity

The quality of being shitty. Used as a noun.

The shittity of Chris had me wondering that if Jerome didn't have sex with his mother, none of this would have happened.

by EpicRawl March 8, 2018

Shitcity stem slut

Regional slang specific to Christchurch New Zealand.
Christchurch is affectionately known to many locals as Shitcity due to the city's lack of actual city since a devastating earthquake in February 2011.
A Shitcity stem slut is a special breed of Christchurch meth head known for sucking cock in the hope of a turn on the glass barbecue.

Shitcity stem sluts can be any gender or identify as any sexuality.

Any pole's a goal for a Shitcity stem slut looking to get fried.

by Thurston Harde April 16, 2021

lil shitnizzle

A nickname for an extremely shitty Bae. Commonly used in goodnight messages.

Eg. Sleep tight my lil Shitnizzle. Go shower, you stink.

She's a lil shitnizzle though

by Huché November 13, 2015

The Shitits

A way to describe something so incredible, that simply calling it the shit or the tits doesn't do it justice.

That place was the shit! It was the tits! It was....the shitits!

by Mr. Quackerjack June 14, 2018