Shelfield is a small town on walsall where pretty much everyone is a fucking cunt wearing adidas.Most of the girls in this town are fucking broke goes that lose there virginity in there primary schools. All of the boys are fucking twats with a retarded hair cut that think there here. Most people that live here live in a shit neighbourhood. Every parson 12+ Probabely smells like tobacco or weed.
" Bruh don't go to shelfield everyones a twat that bites there lip on musically and uses every filter on snapchat "
by WeedSmokingHoe April 10, 2017
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when you can't decide which hole to put it in and you are in a group so you don't wanna say you just fucked a girl in the ass, because that is kinda crude. it is when you have butt sex but will not be confused with doggy style sex
friend 1: dude, i fucked that one chick
friend 2: no way whatd you do
friend 1: i went backdoor top shelf on the ho
friend 2: no way whatd you do
friend 1: i went backdoor top shelf on the ho
by bonerwars99 April 26, 2010
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Dude, I'm down to DP this chick with you but I'm calling top shelf all the way. I don't want your bag slapping all over me.
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I pulled this fat bird last night, she was so fat I had to fake an empty and give her a sheffield jet wash
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