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Scomp

The feeling gained and expression used when winning a big bet and/or the description of someone betting on an '"outsider". i.e "Chasing the scomp"
Bobby: "I cannot believe you are putting a tenner on the 33/1 shot, you are really chasing the scomp there, James"
James: "What a scomp! i am scomping all over the bookies!"
Bobby: "Boy! That was one hefty scomp! you are the scomp king"
by Gingeinc November 10, 2009
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scambone

to hook up with someone. scandalous boning. scamming that leads to boning. new mexican in origin.
what happened with you and tony? eeeeee you guys scambone last night or what?
by serenabobina April 1, 2007
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stinky scambonious

a fart of such a high calibur it can cause mental brain damage
HOLY COW, that was one stinky scambonious!
by adam french May 13, 2005
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Scobie

Scottish slang for dope or a spliff

Born in Ayr.
Who wants to chief a scobie?
Anyone got any scobes?
by DJKeta September 1, 2010
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The Dirty Scomo

This maneuver if thats what you Australian parlimentary losers want to call it is when you pretent to shake a womans hand very convincingly but 'accidentally' thrust it into the soft spot between either her tits or legs (depending the relativity of her height and yours).

You only do this if you are confident that you have an AU prime ministers reptilian grin and a "fuck the rest of the country man, only Canberra (where the majority of the politicians live) can smoke dope," mentality.
The Dirty Scomo would be explained by the following convo between copycat surfees who just so happen to watch Australia's favourite crappy 'question time' parlimentary broadcast:

Bruh 1: "duuuuuuuuuuuude, I just saw how SCOMO did a fly handshake where his hand ended up on a chicks tits and bra!"

Bruh 2: "Us surfees need 2 change our tactics unless the surfee kind get wiped out on the next R excuse wave."

Bruh 3 and 4: "nah man, were already charged for that, can't do it even if we tried, plus were in Canberra too busy getting high with Scomo himself, he's gnarly and paid us to be his best friend for like 3 hours while getting baked."
by Jack Herrer January 7, 2020
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scobie

my scobie was so itchy
by aza0404 September 26, 2008
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scobourn

it a mix of scotch and bourbon caused when you dont have enough of either for a drink but by mixing the dregs of two bottles you get one drink
who wants a drink ,bourbon or scotch , awe shit i only have a dribble in each bottle !
by Rob vanderkolk June 24, 2005
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