Old definition: A social gathering intended for various couples to pair off and dance.
New definition: A social gathering specifically designed for various couples (male & female) to hook up and engage in sexual activities,ranging from a couple to a group of participants.
New definition: A social gathering specifically designed for various couples (male & female) to hook up and engage in sexual activities,ranging from a couple to a group of participants.
Aww man,my girlfriend left me!
You look like you could use some fun,drop by the swingers club,they're serving just what you need.
What do I do?
Just show up and mingle with the crowd,someone will invite you to join them.
Hookers?
Nah,normal people looking for some fun.
You look like you could use some fun,drop by the swingers club,they're serving just what you need.
What do I do?
Just show up and mingle with the crowd,someone will invite you to join them.
Hookers?
Nah,normal people looking for some fun.
by DixxiChix December 12, 2008
Get the swingers club mug.It is a party mainly for people to get drunk and have sex. Usually random people show up and the party is often kept quiet from the public. Many people who are in relationships show up at swinger parties to 'swing' or enjoy a different style of sex. Orgies and group sex is very common at swing parties too.
Guy: I went to a swingers party to drink and fuck random girls that I'll never see again in my life.
Girl: Let's go to the swingers party across the road and have 12in cocks ploughed into our tight cherry pussies.
Girl: Let's go to the swingers party across the road and have 12in cocks ploughed into our tight cherry pussies.
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Get the Chandelier Swinging mug.A type of flu, that despite being around for decades and having periodic flare ups that kill relatively few people, is somehow the new supervirus that is going to destroy humanity.
The media's ability to blow this out of proportion rates somewhere between Y2K and WMD in Iraq.
The media's ability to blow this out of proportion rates somewhere between Y2K and WMD in Iraq.
The media has talked nonstop about swine flu for months despite it being less severe and less deadly than the seasonal flu.
Recommended treatment for swine flu: Sprite, chicken soup, and low dose Tylenol.
Jerry caught swine flu! He might not be back to work until Thursday!
You have a greater chance of dying in a car accident on your way to get your swine flu shot than of dying from swine flu.
Recommended treatment for swine flu: Sprite, chicken soup, and low dose Tylenol.
Jerry caught swine flu! He might not be back to work until Thursday!
You have a greater chance of dying in a car accident on your way to get your swine flu shot than of dying from swine flu.
by Agactual October 24, 2009
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Get the swined-out mug.Based on expirence, swine flu is basically a regular flu except you get to take a full week off of school/work and nobody will come near you.
If you have a "suspected" case of the H1N1 and you walk into a medical clinic to ask for an appointment, they force a mask over your mouth and nose and throw you into an isolation room, away from all the other patients.
Then a doctor comes in wearing two face masks and rubber gloves asks about your symtoms and such.
The doctor prescribes asthma medication and cough syrup for the coughing, nasal spray for the runny nose, and then these green & yellow mystery pills.
If you live with very germaphobic people, they will likely quarenteen you in your bedroom and not let you leave unless you have bathed in hand sanitizer and are wearing a face mask.
NOTE: this disease can be caused by sleeping over at the house of a contaminated person, but it is apparently not transferred through making out with your boyfriend.
If you have a "suspected" case of the H1N1 and you walk into a medical clinic to ask for an appointment, they force a mask over your mouth and nose and throw you into an isolation room, away from all the other patients.
Then a doctor comes in wearing two face masks and rubber gloves asks about your symtoms and such.
The doctor prescribes asthma medication and cough syrup for the coughing, nasal spray for the runny nose, and then these green & yellow mystery pills.
If you live with very germaphobic people, they will likely quarenteen you in your bedroom and not let you leave unless you have bathed in hand sanitizer and are wearing a face mask.
NOTE: this disease can be caused by sleeping over at the house of a contaminated person, but it is apparently not transferred through making out with your boyfriend.
DAMN i have the swine flu! *cough cough sputter cough*
Dont have sleepver parties if you have the swine influenza!!
Dont have sleepver parties if you have the swine influenza!!
by swwwwineflu June 18, 2009
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