STD Report Card

the official medical report listing that an individual has been tested for various STDs and the results of those tests.

Bill had his STD Report Card approved by Sally before they engaged in sexual activity. Sally made sure that Bill's STD Report Card listed that he was disease free.

by 月月 April 24, 2014

std-infested

An ex boyfriend whom continuously cheated on you and ALWAYS ended up with STD's. A person destined to contact HIV/AIDS. A person you trusted whole heartedly.

My ex is std-infested. I hope he ends up alone and feeling as lonely as he made me feel while we were together.

by apples01 November 11, 2013

STD

Shitty Tinder Date

I know it's not as much fun as boring multiple strangers on tinder at once. ....But a casual happy hour is still better than catching a STD (Shitty Tinder Date).

by Awkwarditity123 June 22, 2015

Cyber STD

Computer (or other device) viruses that you get from going to scam websites that are redirected from (usually) porn.

Kid 1: My computer is so slow!
Kid 2: *checks search history* Looks like you got a case of Cyber STDs.

by Sensiblé February 28, 2016

STD

It this a commonly referred to acronym which translates to SMASH THAT DISLIKE. it is commonly used for when you dislike a fortnight video

Guy 1: I'm sorry but i have an STD... you might want to get tested
Guy 2: yea I hate Fortnite too.

by .Communist October 16, 2018

STD

Save the Dates (STD), suitable when sending someone an invitation of your birthday party or wedding.
Say it all around and people will give you that stare.

Boyle: Hey,these are the STDs.
Jake:What you talking about, buddy?
Boyle: STDs. Save the dates. The dates for my wedding

by RandomSenpai99 June 16, 2018

STD

STD, stands for super-tiny-dick

Ha, that dude has a STD. Lol Xdd rawr

by Gucci—flexer_lemme_get_ur_bish June 25, 2018