Russian Standard

High quality kerosene. Useful for aspiring fire-eaters other classes of circus performers.

When Jiminy stole a bottle of Russian standard from the Liquor Bureau he knew that he would be able to make great friends at the circus. As Mam had advised him, Carnies would respect his generosity and with practice might teach him the long standing carny art of hoops, dragon breath swallowing, cannonballing, and spectacling.

by iamrazorblade June 16, 2011

Bud Standard

The actual original Budweiser beer. Too many little guys have overtaken the beer culture with the terms 'Bud Heavy' or Bud Diesel'.

No, it is Bud Standard. The standard version of Budweiser, and how it was supposed to always be.

Fuck Bud Light and the people who drink it.

"Dude you're drinking Bud Heavies tonight? Nice."

"No faggot, I'm drinking a Bud Standard. Stop ruining the King of Beers by revealing how much of a puss cake you are."

by Uncle Choad August 5, 2009

Yinbo standard

The minimum amount of weight any person, including nerds, should be able to do on a given exercise.

Dude! You're so lame! You can't even bench the Yinbo standard!

by pierrecurie March 17, 2004

Latin Standard Time (LST)

the independent time that people of latin decent function off of. this usually means they will be late anywhere from 30 minutes to two hours.

Kaitlyn- Where's Lola?
Reesa- Don't you know she runs on Latin Standard Time (LST)?! She'll be here in an hour...

by chacoscontacos June 3, 2018

Quantum Standard Time

A time zone where its all the times, all the time

That dude programs like he must be on Quantum Standard Time!

by QuantumAbacus June 25, 2018

industry-standard

(noun;adjective) One-hundred eighty pounds - the accepted weight at which a chubby girl is truly classified as a fat chick, no ifs, ands or buts (but definitely too much "butt"). As porker lard seems to increase exponentially in effect, a "double industry-standard" is about 220 lbs. and a "triple" starts around 260.

As the industry-standard bullied her way past Glenn, he smiled and once again thanked Heaven that his wife was nowhere near industry-standard weight.

by Lardass October 4, 2003

Ethical Rounding Standard

When a number is rounded twice up or down, to the nearest whole number of the person that is rounding’s choice.

The teacher used the ethical rounding standard to round the student’s grade from a 72 to 100.

by Ethical Rounding Standard February 20, 2019