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track stand

The track stand is a bicycle maneuver in which the cyclist perches over the bike, trying to hold it almost stationary. The track stand may look, to a non-cyclist as if the rider is about to lunge forward, which may happen if the cyclist loses control of the bike.

To “track stand” is to hold a bicycle more or less stationary by perching over the cycle and rocking back and fourth slightly such that it does not fall down, as it would if it were completely still.

This move is easier to perform on a fixed-gear, or (racing) track bike, hence the name. The direct drive from pedals to drivetrain on a ‘track bike’ allow the cyclist to gently rock back and fourth. Timed track stands competitions now feature at many bike messenger and fixed bike enthusiast meets.

The move is also used widely by mountain bikers. Since the freewheel, which only engages when the cranks are pedaled forward, is common on mountain bikes, the technique usually involves a slight incline so that the cyclist can gently pedal up and allow the bike to rock back. This allows a biker to pause before negotiating a particularly technical bit of terrain such as a deep crevasse, a jump or a stream.

Any cyclist can hold a track stand on any bike for about fifteen seconds, often long enough for a light to change color, or enough of a pause to stop for a stop sign without stepping off of the pedals and leaving the riding position.

Like a lot of US slang, the term can be used as a noun or a verb, or even an adjective for the particularly linguistically obtuse.
The Chinese acrobat busted a track stand and then 30 people made a pyramid on top of her and the bike.

When I hold a track stand at an intersection, drivers think that I am trying to bomb through, not stand still, perhaps due to the perched-over-the bike position.

Dude, time me while I do a track stand on my new fixie – while wearing tight jeans, $2,000 worth of trendy clothing and a bunch of heavy shit stuffed into a messenger bag.
by Professor reZz December 18, 2007
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burning down the banana stand

To destroy something valuable or that has value out of spite. From the amazing TV show Arrested Develpment.
George Michael was thinking about burning down the banana stand because he had been embezzling bananas. His dad went to stop him, but then agreed they should burn it down to spite their grandfather.
Later they found out there was $250,000 in its walls.
by z21 January 8, 2011
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Rhode Island Clam Stand

The precarious act of performing cunnilingus whilst adopting the handstand position. Believed to have been invented in the Greater Providence area some time in early 2000's by an individual known only as 'Little Danny'.
by UranicPizza751 July 7, 2014
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Poop Stand-off

This term is used for when you are in public restroom and you are trying to go #2 and another person enters the stall next to you. You wait for that person to leave so they cannot hear your poop noises. If that person has to poop as well you may be caught in a poop stand-off.
Christine:"Where have you been? You've been gone for more than 30 minutes?"

Laura: "I got caught in a Poop stand-off with Jen from Sales, she just wouldn't leave!"
by Awesomom February 18, 2009
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minnesota stand off

when more than one car approaches an intersection at the same time. All the cars stop and wait, each insisting that the other goes first.
dude, sorry I'm late, I was caught in a minnesota stand off with some soccer mom, haha!
by hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh April 26, 2006
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The same type of stand as star platinum

So its the same type of stand as star platinum is a jojoke that Jotaro says when DIO unleashes Za Warudo
"Behold My Stand, Aerosmith!"
"So Its the Same type of Stand As Star Platinum."
by Lanaxian October 7, 2020
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Bitch Stand Down

A term usually used after a good comeback has been made.
Lisndey: *whispers* I heard Becky fucked Isacc and got AIDS.
Surrounding basic bitches: oooooo
Becky: Bitch, you still talk loud as fuck when you whisper. Yo drunk ass snapchated me a photo of you suckin Samuel's dick.
Lisnday: that... That's not-
Becky: Bitch stand down.
by JakeRyan277 May 15, 2015
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