spastigeekus

Quirky weirdo originally native to North England and now settled in Sound New Zealand.

That spastigeekus has some wierd ideas about what is a real word and what is not.

by Joseph Bogowski May 27, 2003

spastisism

The thing that gets in the way of Aly working out if she is spastic or not.

Aly: I'm a spastic I think

by Yendor December 16, 2004

Shastic

Negative version of Fantastic, short for Shit-Tastic, and office environment friendly.

That coffee was shastic.

by Xantres August 13, 2008

SwastiCass

The symbol of Cass's Nazi Regime, fueled by the unhealthy fascination with Eric Cartman from South Park.

Dude, is that a SwastiCass on your shirt? Eww, lame

by JulzKay September 15, 2010

supasticated

getting drunk.

we are just going to go get supasticated.

by haaaannnnnahhhh March 25, 2011

spastitute

A spastic who's general lack of self esteem and rock bottom economic /social standing has ultimately led them into proistitution and or drug addiction. Having arisen as a direct result of the global econoimic recession spastitutes now have a niche market in the world of prostitution often with client bases consisting of the rich, famous and powerful. It is rumoured that 3 spastitutes actually have a hidden bum dungeon 30 feet below the house of commons.

Hello their tarquin, im off to play polo would you care to join me?

Why thank you sebastian, but i must politely decline as im parked on double yellows and there's an angry spastitute in my boot gagging on a cuntflannel.

by necromancer March 6, 2012

swasticunt

A Asshole Douchebag hybrid. A common phrase used to describe hitler, swasticunt basically means that someone acts like a cunt and has a rose-bush stuck in their ass.

"So i was hanging out with kevin, when he tripped me and called me a bitch for no reason."
"Wow, what a Swasticunt."

by TheYoloMister January 26, 2014