Can Slam

When feces are inserted or "slammed" into a toilet or "can" messily and at an alarming rate.

1) This TacoBell is going to make for some nasty can slam later on.
2) Sorry I was late, I was can slamming
3) I didn't want to use their toilet because it was dirty and full of old can slam.

by NatJB April 15, 2015

Whack the slack

The act of slapping your penis on a hard object in order to achieve or sustain an erection, most often followed by masturbation.

Samson: "john, i know you were wanking in there but damn that took a while brah"
John: "well it is common knowledge that you must whack the slack before you can beat the meat"

by NathanReed May 15, 2013

Briggsy's Turkey Slap

To senselessly trounce a man's forehead or cheeks with one's chafed scrotum after a night out on a tranny chase. Otherwise known as a victory slap, to prove to other trannies that Briggsy has made a kill. Has also been referred to as territorial marking.

Denzil: Have you noticed all the trannies with bruised faces?

Roland: Yeah. Looks like Briggsy's being dishing out some more Briggsy's Turkey Slaps.

Denzil: Dirty little fucker.

by Jittery Codpiece September 12, 2006

Gaucho Slap

The "Gaucho Slap" is commonly performed when a man and a woman are engaged in normal sex using a condom. Normal intercourse is the name of the game till the male ejaculates, at which point he removes the condom and whirls it around his head gaining centripetal acceleration (like a gaucho) once at maximum velocity he releases the condom, sending it flying into the face of said woman causing a "slap" noise along with an explosion of semen and other bodily fluids that will be sure to enrage any lover.

Gee wiz! Did you hear about Jill? Her and her boyfriend Fernando recently broke up because he Gaucho Slapped her, totally ruining the moment.

by El Cesar July 13, 2009

Slaytanic

The most hardcore, ball-stomping, ass kicking, elbow in your fucking teeth metal. Slayer is and always will be the fucking shit...


"SSSSSLLLLLLAAAAAYYYYYYYEEEERRRRR!!"

-Fan on 'War at the Warfield'

"Take off, you TRL nutsack. I'm too Slaytanic for this shit"

by Fetus of Death February 26, 2004

slavboo

Somebody who wants to be a slav, and tries hard doing so. Like a weeboo

Ted-"Woah, is jimmy russian? He has veen wearing an adidas tracksuit and flat cap for a week now."
Rob-"Hes just a slavboo"

by rossiyane May 14, 2015

Slam Metal

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Perhaps the most brutal form of music to ever exist in this universe, slam metal will violently and repeatedly rape your eardrums with heavy guitars, un-discernible brutal vocals, and hard hitting dual bass drum blast beats. It's not for everyone.

Famous quotes: "Behead those who insult slam"
Also known as:
Slamming brutal death metal, brutal slamming death metal, and slam death metal

"Damn this slam metal band is fucking brutal, Tom"
"Bob, slam is fucking horrible"
"Tom, you're just a pussy"
*Beheads Tom*

by xToiletSounds( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) August 21, 2014