shouldercock

When you're looking at something while sitting, a friend comes over to stand right behind you with his crotchal region at shoulder height, and, possibly touching you with his package.

It must be stopped.

"I was looking at hot chicks on the interweb and Bryan comes over and puts his junk right on my shoulder. He totally shouldercocked me!"

by ftdet April 15, 2007

shoeless joe

to all dumbasses who entered a definition to shoeless joe, its a baseball player who played for the white sox, later to be called the black sox caused by the players of that team, which included shoeless joe jackson. Proved to be one of the best in the game, but forfeited all rights to hall of fame for supposively gambling and flopping the game. Boo ya!!

Shoeless Joe is off the heezy fo sheezy

by Teddy Douglas January 21, 2004

shoalbait

One who attracts that which is shoal. The word is from Carpinteria, CA.

Dude, Jaiah was scamming with some State Park shoalbait from Slimey Valley down at Jelly Bowl.

by buzz January 4, 2005

shoulder tap

1. the act of minors trying to engage conversations with adults in attempts to have them purchase a substance

2. trying to get the hook up out side of 7-11 for cigarettes or alcohol

Ryan and Mike spent 4 hours outside of the deli shoulder tapping so they could get the freshman girls at the party drunk and fuck 'em.

by shaadylaady January 18, 2005

People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones

A phrase one can say meaning people should not criticize others for faults that they have themselves

Zach told me I had bad taste in music. I replied by telling him that people who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.

by katie was here November 19, 2007

shouldn'ta

It means "should not have" or "should have not" by shortenin'.

You better kill me! i'ma be another dude dead
For poppin off at the mouth with shit i shouldn'ta said

by SnUGgin October 7, 2006

we should do something sometime

Used to pick someone up without actually asking them on a date.

A casual suggestion to hang out with anyone, without sounding desperate.

You got anything planned? We should do something sometime.

by phex April 26, 2004