Dance of the Mad Shitter

When you wake up one morning to find the gates of your asshole ready to give way, consequently you find yourself having to to fucking charge to the bathroom to ensure that the brown discharge lands in the goddamn shitter and not your undergarments.

"I woke up early and saw eddie charge past me to the john.. Damn son, it must have been the Dance of the mad shitter."

by El chicken January 4, 2015

Decommissioning the Shitter

The act of disservice to a community by destroying the commode through a major shit eruption. Said shit storm is a janitorial nightmare, resulting in "out of order" signage.

Johnny Shatt, sensing a tummy rumble, knew it was time to release the dragon. Sitting on the porcelain commode, he grabbed his heals, held his breath, and with all his might bore down! The resulting shit geyser spackled the walls, the toilet seat, but oddly left Johnny's Polo shirt, khaki shorts, and penny loafers unscathed;nevertheless, the damage was done! Johnny Shatt was becoming a scourge to local businessess, but in some circles...a legend..for Johnny S. was on a streak, "decommissioning the shitter(s)" of not too many a fine business in Greater Los Angeles (Losssz Angeleeez, emphasis added) area.

by ShawShankPrison February 18, 2023

shape shifter

Someone who morphs their life to match the person they happen to be dating, i.e. adopt the same taste in music, movies, fashions, foods, mannerisms, etc.

My ex was a shape shifter. After two months, it was like I was having sex with myself.

by Dr. Kenneth Noisewater February 16, 2005

Shiterie

shit-er-ie (pronounced with emphasis on the last sylable): the whole thing; a collection of circumstances.

I don't have time to tell you how to do it. Just go to the tire store, dial my number, hand the phone to the service guy, and I'll explain the whole shiterie.

by traumatized December 19, 2008

Shiste

A useful substitute for the word "shit". This G-Rated slang is to be used in public settings, such as school when your teacher wouldn't approve of you saying "shit".

Principal "Maria, you have a detention because your skirt is too short"

Maria "Shiste!"

by thekooker December 7, 2010

Shishter

A shishter can be used many different ways, just look at the examples.

Can you pass me my shishter soda Jessica.

Hello shishter Samantha.

Hi Opal, oh can you pass me my shishter smoothie.

by Person_1 August 6, 2018

Rim Shitter

To forego the toilet seat when one takes a dump. To park your ass on cold porcelain when defecating.

Toilet seats are for chicks, dude. I'm a Rim Shitter like a man should be!

by Rim Shitter November 30, 2017