Sharkie

A boner while swimming.

Bf: babe i gotta tell you something.
Gf: what is it?
Bf: i have a sharkie...
gf: thats hot.

by hisQueen46930 May 25, 2015

sharting spider

A sharting spider is a particularly heinous sub-specie of the "Barking Spider" in that it's defense method is not just a warning signal and fowl smell, but also warns potential pretadors with a deposit of substance known by naturalists as 'beware brown'. They are particularly fond of burroing in 'tighty whiteys'.

subject 1: (Notices subject 2's dirty underwear on the floor) "Woah! Either you never learned to wipe your ass or you were born without a sphincter!"

Subject 2: "What?....No...I'm dealing with an infestation of Sharting Spiders. That wasn't me!"

by Prince of dorkness June 21, 2010

Sharpie

1. (Noun) A sharpie is an instrument used for writing or arts and crafts.
2. (Noun) A sharpie is a great tool that can be used for masturbation by the ladies or even the guys if you are a weirdo.

I love using sharpies, they are the best for outlining.
Man I heard Alexa used her sharpie last night while she was finger painting.

by Caleb22Zepolboi November 23, 2018

sharte

when people named aaron are wrong.

my little brother aaron is so fucking dumb. he sharted today.

by ienjoysharte February 23, 2019

shartichoke

When one shart's himself while referring to a Plone site as an artichoke.

He let loose a shartichoke as he was discussing the lack of service being offered by Plone.

by Greco888 August 14, 2009

sharpie

Something you use to help you get high.

sharpies are not allowed at school because of disruption in class...

by prncss jose June 19, 2007

sharkiest

Used to discribe a beach infested with the most sharks in a particular area.

"Yea tigershark bay is pretty scary but northern California's Red Triangle has got to be the Sharkiest.

by Sam Sances August 11, 2007